{"id":10018,"date":"2021-03-08T21:45:50","date_gmt":"2021-03-09T00:45:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/?p=10018"},"modified":"2021-03-08T22:09:30","modified_gmt":"2021-03-09T01:09:30","slug":"moiche-e-salim-dois-amigos-no-bar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/moiche-e-salim-dois-amigos-no-bar\/","title":{"rendered":"Moiche e Salim, Dois Amigos no Bar"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">Moiche e Salim, amigos, foram juntos a um boteco para uma confraterniza\u00e7\u00e3o de velhos colegas de trabalho.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">Todos comeram e beberam fartamente at\u00e9 a hora de o bar fechar.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">O dono do lugar foi fazendo o que podia para adiantar a limpeza, j\u00e1 com as portas baixadas, mas a turma n\u00e3o dava sinais de querer ir embora.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">Quando serviu as \u00faltimas cervejas, disse que estava na hora de sa\u00edrem e queria fechar a conta.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">Nenhum dos amigos dava aten\u00e7\u00e3o ao homem, que insistia em receber, at\u00e9 que Salim gritou:<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\"><em>&#8211; &#8220;Podem ir embora. 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