{"id":10046,"date":"2021-09-20T21:39:27","date_gmt":"2021-09-21T00:39:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/?p=10046"},"modified":"2021-09-20T21:43:08","modified_gmt":"2021-09-21T00:43:08","slug":"frases-dos-melhores-humoristas-judeus-40","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/frases-dos-melhores-humoristas-judeus-40\/","title":{"rendered":"Frases dos Melhores Humoristas Judeus (40)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">*\u00a0<strong>Fran Lebowitz<\/strong>\u00a0<em>(Frances Ann Lebowitz \u2013 Nova Jersey, 27\/10\/1950)<br \/>\n<\/em>\u2013 \u201cO sucesso n\u00e3o me mudou em nada. 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Eu apaguei essa linha.\u201d Eddie Cantor\u00a0(Edward Israel Iskovitz \u2013 Nova York, 21\/9\/1892 \u2013 Beverly Hills, 10\/10\/1964) - \u201cO casamento \u00e9 uma tentativa de resolver juntos os problemas que voc\u00ea\u2026","rel":"","context":"Em &quot;Sem categoria&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Sem categoria","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/category\/sem-categoria\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/Dinheiro.jpg?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":112,"url":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/frases-dos-melhores-humoristas-judeus-45\/","url_meta":{"origin":10046,"position":2},"title":"Frases dos Melhores Humoristas Judeus (45)","author":"Gerson Guelmann","date":"25 de outubro de 2021","format":false,"excerpt":"* Woody Allen (Allan Stewart K\u00f6nigsberg - Nova York, 1\/12\/1935) - \u201cMinha educa\u00e7\u00e3o foi p\u00e9ssima, eu frequentei uma escola para professores com dist\u00farbios emocionais.\u201d * Milton Berle (Mendel Berlinger - Nova York, 12\/7\/1908 \u00a0\u2013 Los Angeles,\u00a027\/3\/2002) - \u201cUma boa esposa sempre perdoa o marido quando ela est\u00e1 errada.\u201d * Groucho\u2026","rel":"","context":"Em &quot;Sem categoria&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Sem categoria","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/category\/sem-categoria\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/decimal-fractions.jpg?fit=1200%2C900&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/decimal-fractions.jpg?fit=1200%2C900&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/decimal-fractions.jpg?fit=1200%2C900&ssl=1&resize=525%2C300 1.5x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/decimal-fractions.jpg?fit=1200%2C900&ssl=1&resize=700%2C400 2x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/decimal-fractions.jpg?fit=1200%2C900&ssl=1&resize=1050%2C600 3x"},"classes":[]},{"id":11499,"url":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/frases-dos-melhores-humoristas-judeus-43\/","url_meta":{"origin":10046,"position":3},"title":"Frases dos Melhores Humoristas Judeus (43)","author":"Gerson Guelmann","date":"11 de outubro de 2021","format":false,"excerpt":"*\u00a0Mel Brooks\u00a0(Melvin Kaminsky \u2013 Nova York (EUA), 28\/6\/1926) - \"Se Albert Einstein n\u00e3o conseguiu vencer a morte, que chances eu tenho?\" *\u00a0\u00a0Groucho Marx\u00a0(Julius Henry Marx \u2013 New York (EUA), 2\/10\/1890 \u2013 Los Angeles (EUA), 19\/8\/1977) - \"Eu batalhei no meu caminho, saindo do nada para um estado de extrema pobreza\".\u2026","rel":"","context":"Em &quot;Sem categoria&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Sem categoria","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/category\/sem-categoria\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/ABELHAS.jpg?fit=1200%2C834&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/ABELHAS.jpg?fit=1200%2C834&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/ABELHAS.jpg?fit=1200%2C834&ssl=1&resize=525%2C300 1.5x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/ABELHAS.jpg?fit=1200%2C834&ssl=1&resize=700%2C400 2x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/ABELHAS.jpg?fit=1200%2C834&ssl=1&resize=1050%2C600 3x"},"classes":[]},{"id":22579,"url":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/frases-dos-melhores-humoristas-judeus-52\/","url_meta":{"origin":10046,"position":4},"title":"Frases dos Melhores Humoristas Judeus (52)","author":"Gerson Guelmann","date":"27 de dezembro de 2021","format":false,"excerpt":"*\u00a0Rodney Dangerfield\u00a0(Jacob Cohen \u2013 Long Island, 22\/11\/1921 \u2013 Los Angeles, 5\/1\/2004) - \"Eu n\u00e3o era respeitado. Um agente de viagens me disse que eu poderia passar 7 noites no Hava\u00ed; 7 noites, n\u00e3o dias\". * Elayne Boosler\u00a0(New York \u2013 18\/8\/1952) - \"Nunca fui casada, mas digo \u00e0s pessoas que sou\u2026","rel":"","context":"Em &quot;Sem categoria&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Sem categoria","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/category\/sem-categoria\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/ALGEBRA.jpg?fit=1200%2C518&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/ALGEBRA.jpg?fit=1200%2C518&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/ALGEBRA.jpg?fit=1200%2C518&ssl=1&resize=525%2C300 1.5x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/ALGEBRA.jpg?fit=1200%2C518&ssl=1&resize=700%2C400 2x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/ALGEBRA.jpg?fit=1200%2C518&ssl=1&resize=1050%2C600 3x"},"classes":[]},{"id":8515,"url":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/frases-dos-melhores-humoristas-judeus-36\/","url_meta":{"origin":10046,"position":5},"title":"Frases dos Melhores Humoristas Judeus (36)","author":"Gerson Guelmann","date":"23 de agosto de 2021","format":false,"excerpt":"*\u00a0Henny Youngman\u00a0(Henny Henry Youngmann \u2013 Liverpool, 16\/3\/1906 \u2013 Flushing, 24\/2\/1998) - \"Meu pai era conhecido como o cara mais b\u00eabado da cidade. 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