{"id":10079,"date":"2018-03-14T18:15:27","date_gmt":"2018-03-14T21:15:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/?p=10079"},"modified":"2018-03-14T18:06:43","modified_gmt":"2018-03-14T21:06:43","slug":"o-carro-inundado-e-o-assassinato-do-vernaculo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/o-carro-inundado-e-o-assassinato-do-vernaculo\/","title":{"rendered":"O Carro Inundado e o Assassinato do Vern\u00e1culo"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt; color: #000000;\">Ap\u00f3s as chuvas de agora a tarde aqui em Curitiba, a mo\u00e7a, ao lado do carro semi-submerso, disse, ao ser entrevistada pela emissora de r\u00e1dio:<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt; color: #000000;\">&#8211; &#8220;\u00c9 a segunda vez que acontece isso comigo. Na outra enchente deu <strong><em>perca<\/em><\/strong> total. Agora estou aqui esperando o guincho&#8221;.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt; color: #000000;\">Se fosse o rep\u00f3rter tentaria consolar a mo\u00e7a dizendo:<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt; color: #000000;\">&#8211; &#8220;Espero que voc\u00ea n\u00e3o <strong><em>perda<\/em><\/strong> muito tempo esperando&#8221;.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"10080\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/o-carro-inundado-e-o-assassinato-do-vernaculo\/carro-3\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/Carro.jpg?fit=1024%2C512&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"1024,512\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Carro\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/Carro.jpg?fit=300%2C150&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/Carro.jpg?fit=640%2C320&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-10080\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/Carro.jpg?resize=300%2C150&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"150\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/Carro.jpg?resize=300%2C150&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/Carro.jpg?resize=768%2C384&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/Carro.jpg?w=1024&amp;ssl=1 1024w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ap\u00f3s as chuvas de agora a tarde aqui em Curitiba, a mo\u00e7a, ao lado do carro semi-submerso, disse, ao ser entrevistada pela emissora de r\u00e1dio: &#8211; &#8220;\u00c9 a segunda vez que acontece isso comigo. Na outra enchente deu perca total. Agora estou aqui esperando o guincho&#8221;. Se fosse o rep\u00f3rter tentaria consolar a mo\u00e7a dizendo: [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":10080,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10079","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-sem-categoria"],"acf":[],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.3 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>O Carro Inundado e o Assassinato do Vern\u00e1culo | Blog do Guelmann<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/o-carro-inundado-e-o-assassinato-do-vernaculo\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"pt_BR\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"O Carro Inundado e o Assassinato do Vern\u00e1culo | Blog do Guelmann\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Ap\u00f3s as chuvas de agora a tarde aqui em Curitiba, a mo\u00e7a, ao lado do carro semi-submerso, disse, ao ser entrevistada pela emissora de r\u00e1dio: &#8211; &#8220;\u00c9 a segunda vez que acontece isso comigo. 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