{"id":10198,"date":"2018-03-16T17:00:07","date_gmt":"2018-03-16T20:00:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/?p=10198"},"modified":"2018-03-16T14:36:25","modified_gmt":"2018-03-16T17:36:25","slug":"a-cerveja-causa-de-briga-familiar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/a-cerveja-causa-de-briga-familiar\/","title":{"rendered":"A Cerveja, Causa de Briga Familiar"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt; color: #000000;\">Um b\u00eabado acordou uma manh\u00e3 profundamente arrependido depois de uma briga feia com a esposa na noite anterior. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt; color: #000000;\">Chegando na cozinha notou com consterna\u00e7\u00e3o as garrafas vazias de cerveja que causaram a discuss\u00e3o.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt; color: #000000;\">Arrependido com o que tinha feito, pegou as garrafas e come\u00e7ou a jog\u00e1-las na parede. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif; 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Trabalhando h\u00e1 muito tempo no balc\u00e3o do\u2026","rel":"","context":"Em &quot;Sem categoria&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Sem categoria","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/category\/sem-categoria\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/wp-image-560936058.jpg?fit=1200%2C799&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/wp-image-560936058.jpg?fit=1200%2C799&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/wp-image-560936058.jpg?fit=1200%2C799&ssl=1&resize=525%2C300 1.5x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/wp-image-560936058.jpg?fit=1200%2C799&ssl=1&resize=700%2C400 2x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/wp-image-560936058.jpg?fit=1200%2C799&ssl=1&resize=1050%2C600 3x"},"classes":[]},{"id":19048,"url":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/para-fazer-os-apreciadores-de-heineken-chorar\/","url_meta":{"origin":10198,"position":2},"title":"Para Fazer os Apreciadores de Heineken Chorar","author":"Gerson Guelmann","date":"1 de novembro de 2019","format":false,"excerpt":"Um v\u00eddeo muito interessante que recebi hoje mostra parte do processo de produ\u00e7\u00e3o da cerveja Heineken em uma unidade em Amsterdam (presumivelmente a matriz da empresa). O foco do v\u00eddeo \u00e9 a fabrica\u00e7\u00e3o das garrafas long neck, o envazamento e o controle de qualidade da impress\u00e3o do r\u00f3tulo, tudo feito\u2026","rel":"","context":"Em &quot;Sem categoria&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Sem categoria","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/category\/sem-categoria\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/Heineken.jpeg?fit=1200%2C800&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/Heineken.jpeg?fit=1200%2C800&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/Heineken.jpeg?fit=1200%2C800&ssl=1&resize=525%2C300 1.5x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/Heineken.jpeg?fit=1200%2C800&ssl=1&resize=700%2C400 2x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/Heineken.jpeg?fit=1200%2C800&ssl=1&resize=1050%2C600 3x"},"classes":[]},{"id":18676,"url":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/o-que-e-mais-facil-frequentar-bar-ou-academia\/","url_meta":{"origin":10198,"position":3},"title":"O Que \u00e9 Mais F\u00e1cil Frequentar: Bar ou Academia?","author":"Gerson Guelmann","date":"17 de junho de 2024","format":false,"excerpt":"Estranhou a pergunta? Consegue responder de bate-pronto? De minha parte, mesmo sendo um quase-abst\u00eamio e sem jamais ter entrado em uma academia, decidi compartilhar um elenco de justificativas que certamente servir\u00e1 para a maior parte dos meus amigos (n\u00e3o que eles necessitem delas, reconhe\u00e7o). Assim, \"na franqueza\", como se diz,\u2026","rel":"","context":"Em &quot;Sem categoria&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Sem categoria","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/category\/sem-categoria\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/HojePR-7-scaled.jpg?fit=1200%2C800&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/HojePR-7-scaled.jpg?fit=1200%2C800&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/HojePR-7-scaled.jpg?fit=1200%2C800&ssl=1&resize=525%2C300 1.5x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/HojePR-7-scaled.jpg?fit=1200%2C800&ssl=1&resize=700%2C400 2x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/HojePR-7-scaled.jpg?fit=1200%2C800&ssl=1&resize=1050%2C600 3x"},"classes":[]},{"id":17327,"url":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/voce-que-bebe-vinho-entende-de-garrafas-tambem\/","url_meta":{"origin":10198,"position":4},"title":"Voc\u00ea Que Bebe Vinho, Entende de Garrafas Tamb\u00e9m?","author":"Gerson Guelmann","date":"4 de julho de 2019","format":false,"excerpt":"H\u00e1 poucos dias recebi texto com a explica\u00e7\u00e3o sobre o fato de a maioria das garrafas serem de 750 ml. O texto era redigido em portugu\u00eas de Portugal e, como de h\u00e1bito, fui em busca da autoria ou do lugar onde foi publicado. N\u00e3o encontrei, mas achei um texto mais\u2026","rel":"","context":"Em &quot;Sem categoria&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Sem categoria","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/category\/sem-categoria\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/wine-bottles.jpg?fit=841%2C1200&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/wine-bottles.jpg?fit=841%2C1200&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/wine-bottles.jpg?fit=841%2C1200&ssl=1&resize=525%2C300 1.5x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/wine-bottles.jpg?fit=841%2C1200&ssl=1&resize=700%2C400 2x"},"classes":[]},{"id":23057,"url":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/o-melhor-do-humor-e-da-cultura-judaica\/","url_meta":{"origin":10198,"position":5},"title":"O Melhor do Humor e da Cultura Judaica","author":"Gerson Guelmann","date":"3 de mar\u00e7o de 2023","format":false,"excerpt":"O Casamenteiro Judeu (*) e a Esposa Ideal Em uma cidadezinha da velha Europa o Casamenteiro da comunidade judaica foi procurar um estudante da escola Rab\u00ednica: \u2013\u00a0\u201cTenho uma mo\u00e7a para voc\u00ea!\u201d Como era muito pobre e sabia que as chances de conseguir um bom casamento eram m\u00ednimas, o rapaz respondeu:\u2026","rel":"","context":"Em &quot;Sem categoria&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Sem categoria","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/category\/sem-categoria\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/HojePR.jpg?fit=960%2C638&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/HojePR.jpg?fit=960%2C638&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/HojePR.jpg?fit=960%2C638&ssl=1&resize=525%2C300 1.5x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/HojePR.jpg?fit=960%2C638&ssl=1&resize=700%2C400 2x"},"classes":[]}],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10198","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10198"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10198\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/10200"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10198"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10198"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10198"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}