{"id":10253,"date":"2021-04-01T21:37:09","date_gmt":"2021-04-02T00:37:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/?p=10253"},"modified":"2021-04-01T21:46:40","modified_gmt":"2021-04-02T00:46:40","slug":"david-e-o-presente-de-aniversario","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/david-e-o-presente-de-aniversario\/","title":{"rendered":"David e o Presente de Anivers\u00e1rio"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">David ganhou um papagaio de presente de anivers\u00e1rio.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">O animal era adulto, com maus h\u00e1bitos e vocabul\u00e1rio ainda pior, certamente aprendido com o dono anterior. 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