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Poucos dias ap\u00f3s come\u00e7ar a trabalhar, foi designado para uma reportagem fora da cidade. 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A inimizade entre eles come\u00e7ou por\u2026","rel":"","context":"Em &quot;Sem categoria&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Sem categoria","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/category\/sem-categoria\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/INIMIGOS.jpg?fit=1200%2C675&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/INIMIGOS.jpg?fit=1200%2C675&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/INIMIGOS.jpg?fit=1200%2C675&ssl=1&resize=525%2C300 1.5x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/INIMIGOS.jpg?fit=1200%2C675&ssl=1&resize=700%2C400 2x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/INIMIGOS.jpg?fit=1200%2C675&ssl=1&resize=1050%2C600 3x"},"classes":[]},{"id":8043,"url":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/a-importancia-do-sobrenome-judeu\/","url_meta":{"origin":105,"position":4},"title":"A Import\u00e2ncia do Sobrenome Judeu","author":"Gerson Guelmann","date":"15 de janeiro de 2021","format":false,"excerpt":"Samuel, um jovem judeu, apaixonou-se por uma mo\u00e7a que tinha acabado de conhecer. 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