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*\u00a0Henny Youngman<\/strong>\u00a0(Henny Henry Youngmann \u2013 Liverpool, 16\/3\/1906 \u2013 Flushing, 24\/2\/1998)
\n<\/em>– “Se minha m\u00e3e souber que vivo disso, ela me mata. Ela acha que eu ainda sou traficante”.<\/span><\/p>\n

*\u00a0Milton Berle<\/strong>\u00a0(Mendel Berlinger \u2013 Nova York, 12\/7\/1908 \u00a0\u2013 Los Angeles,\u00a0<\/em>27\/3\/2002)
\n<\/em>– “Se a evolu\u00e7\u00e3o realmente existiu, como \u00e9 que as m\u00e3es t\u00eam s\u00f3 duas m\u00e3os?”<\/span><\/p>\n

*\u00a0Roseanne Barr<\/strong>\u00a0(Roseane Barr \u2013 Salt Lake City, 3\/11\/1952<\/em>)<\/span>
\n– “Eu acho que se meus filhos est\u00e3o vivos no final do dia, \u00e9 porque fiz um bom trabalho”.<\/span><\/p>\n

*\u00a0Rita Rudner<\/strong>\u00a0(Rita Rudner \u2013 Miami, 17\/9\/1953)
\n<\/em>\u2013 \u201cMeu marido e eu n\u00e3o decidimos se vamos ter um beb\u00ea ou um cachorro. N\u00e3o sabemos se queremos arruinar nossas vidas ou o carpete”.\u00a0\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

Rodney Dangerfield<\/b>\u00a0(Jacob Cohen \u2013 Long Island (EUA), 22\/11\/1921 \u2013 Los Angeles (EUA), 5\/10\/2004)
\n<\/em>\u2013 \u201cQue inf\u00e2ncia eu tive\u2026 Meu pai me deu um morcego de presente. Na primeira vez que fui brincar, ele foi embora voando”.<\/span><\/p>\n

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\nFoto: Husen Siraaj – Unsplash<\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

*\u00a0Henny Youngman\u00a0(Henny Henry Youngmann \u2013 Liverpool, 16\/3\/1906 \u2013 Flushing, 24\/2\/1998) – “Se minha m\u00e3e souber que vivo disso, ela me mata. Ela acha que eu ainda sou traficante”. *\u00a0Milton Berle\u00a0(Mendel Berlinger \u2013 Nova York, 12\/7\/1908 \u00a0\u2013 Los Angeles,\u00a027\/3\/2002) – “Se a evolu\u00e7\u00e3o realmente existiu, como \u00e9 que as m\u00e3es t\u00eam s\u00f3 duas m\u00e3os?” *\u00a0Roseanne Barr\u00a0(Roseane […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":22451,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10514","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-sem-categoria"],"acf":[],"yoast_head":"\nFrases dos Melhores Humoristas Judeus (41) | Blog do Guelmann<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/frases-dos-melhores-humoristas-judeus-41\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"pt_BR\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Frases dos Melhores Humoristas Judeus (41) | Blog do Guelmann\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"*\u00a0Henny Youngman\u00a0(Henny Henry Youngmann \u2013 Liverpool, 16\/3\/1906 \u2013 Flushing, 24\/2\/1998) – “Se minha m\u00e3e souber que vivo disso, ela me mata. 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