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– “A m\u00e3e compreende at\u00e9 o que os filhos n\u00e3o dizem”.<\/span><\/p>\n

– “O topo da intelig\u00eancia \u00e9 alcan\u00e7ar a humildade”.<\/span><\/p>\n

– “O caluniador arru\u00edna tr\u00eas pessoas: a si pr\u00f3prio, o ouvinte e o caluniado.”<\/span><\/p>\n

– “Para diversas afli\u00e7\u00f5es o sil\u00eancio \u00e9 o melhor rem\u00e9dio”.<\/span><\/p>\n

– “A arrog\u00e2ncia \u00e9 o reino – sem a coroa”.<\/span><\/p>\n

Gosta da Cultura Judaica?<\/strong><\/em><\/span>
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– “A m\u00e3e compreende at\u00e9 o que os filhos n\u00e3o dizem”. – “O topo da intelig\u00eancia \u00e9 alcan\u00e7ar a humildade”. – “O caluniador arru\u00edna tr\u00eas pessoas: a si pr\u00f3prio, o ouvinte e o caluniado.” – “Para diversas afli\u00e7\u00f5es o sil\u00eancio \u00e9 o melhor rem\u00e9dio”. – “A arrog\u00e2ncia \u00e9 o reino – sem a coroa”. 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