{"id":10650,"date":"2018-03-23T13:00:21","date_gmt":"2018-03-23T16:00:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/?p=10650"},"modified":"2018-03-23T14:02:57","modified_gmt":"2018-03-23T17:02:57","slug":"o-assalto-o-bom-humor-das-redes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/o-assalto-o-bom-humor-das-redes\/","title":{"rendered":"O Assalto &#8211; O Bom Humor das Redes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt; color: #000000;\">Eu estava andando numa rua escura quando apareceu um ladr\u00e3o, gritando:<\/span><br \/>\n<em><span style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt; color: #000000;\">&#8211; &#8220;O dinheiro ou a vida!&#8221;<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt; color: #000000;\">Eu respondi:<\/span><br \/>\n<em><span style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt; color: #000000;\">&#8211; &#8220;Eu sou casado, imbecil! Que dinheiro? Que vida?&#8221;<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt; color: #000000;\">Ele me abra\u00e7ou e choramos juntos. 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Que dinheiro? Que vida?&#8221; Ele me abra\u00e7ou e choramos juntos. 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