{"id":10711,"date":"2021-04-04T14:13:14","date_gmt":"2021-04-04T17:13:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/?p=10711"},"modified":"2021-04-04T14:18:35","modified_gmt":"2021-04-04T17:18:35","slug":"o-rabino-e-os-ovos","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/o-rabino-e-os-ovos\/","title":{"rendered":"O Rabino e os Ovos"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">O Rabino Yossel estava ajudando a esposa a limpar a casa e encontrou uma caixa que n\u00e3o lembrava de ter visto.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">Quando viu o que o marido havia achado, a esposa disse-lhe que a caixa tinha coisas pessoais, pediu que n\u00e3o a abrisse e a deixasse onde estava.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">O Rabino fez o que ela pediu mas a curiosidade aumentou. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; 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