{"id":10780,"date":"2018-03-25T09:00:05","date_gmt":"2018-03-25T12:00:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/?p=10780"},"modified":"2018-03-24T22:31:36","modified_gmt":"2018-03-25T01:31:36","slug":"as-escolhas-na-vida-eduardianas-14","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/as-escolhas-na-vida-eduardianas-14\/","title":{"rendered":"As Escolhas na Vida &#8211; Eduardianas (14)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt; color: #000000;\">&#8220;Na vida voc\u00ea precisa escolher se quer ser uma<br \/>\nfreira no puteiro ou uma puta no convento&#8221;.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"10781\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/as-escolhas-na-vida-eduardianas-14\/freiras\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/Freiras.jpg?fit=960%2C661&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"960,661\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;16&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;NIKON D3300&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;18&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;140&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.01&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Freiras\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/Freiras.jpg?fit=300%2C207&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/Freiras.jpg?fit=640%2C441&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-10781\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/Freiras.jpg?resize=300%2C207&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"207\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/Freiras.jpg?resize=300%2C207&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/Freiras.jpg?resize=768%2C529&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/Freiras.jpg?w=960&amp;ssl=1 960w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt; color: #000000;\"><em><strong>Homenagem ao meu amigo<br \/>\nEduardo Luiz Brogiollo<br \/>\n<\/strong><\/em><em><strong>* 1940\u00a0<\/strong><\/em><em><strong>\u2020 2000<\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Na vida voc\u00ea precisa escolher se quer ser uma freira no puteiro ou uma puta no convento&#8221;. 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