{"id":10995,"date":"2021-01-25T18:03:35","date_gmt":"2021-01-25T21:03:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/?p=10995"},"modified":"2021-01-25T18:34:49","modified_gmt":"2021-01-25T21:34:49","slug":"presente-intimo-para-a-namorada-acredite-e-verdade-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/presente-intimo-para-a-namorada-acredite-e-verdade-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Presente \u00cdntimo Para a Namorada &#8211; Acredite, \u00e9 Verdade (2)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"21075\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/presente-intimo-para-a-namorada-acredite-e-verdade-2\/ca-6\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/CA-scaled.jpg?fit=2560%2C1707&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"2560,1707\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"CA\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/CA-scaled.jpg?fit=300%2C200&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/CA-scaled.jpg?fit=640%2C427&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-21075\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/CA.jpg?resize=300%2C200&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/CA-scaled.jpg?resize=300%2C200&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/CA-scaled.jpg?resize=1024%2C683&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/CA-scaled.jpg?resize=768%2C512&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/CA-scaled.jpg?resize=1536%2C1024&amp;ssl=1 1536w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/CA-scaled.jpg?resize=2048%2C1365&amp;ssl=1 2048w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/CA-scaled.jpg?resize=750%2C500&amp;ssl=1 750w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/CA-scaled.jpg?w=1280&amp;ssl=1 1280w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/CA-scaled.jpg?w=1920&amp;ssl=1 1920w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">Dias atr\u00e1s comecei uma nova se\u00e7\u00e3o aqui no Blog, para destacar as coisas inusitadas que aparecem, especialmente em nosso imenso Brasil.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">Semanalmente publicarei algo do g\u00eanero, e o estoque j\u00e1 dispon\u00edvel \u00e9 suficiente para alguns anos, pode acreditar.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">A de hoje \u00e9 um &#8220;comprovante de bobagem&#8221; do cidad\u00e3o que foi depositar dinheiro para a namorada (tudo bem, podia ser a esposa tamb\u00e9m) no caixa autom\u00e1tico do Banco do Brasil.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">Claro que por inexperi\u00eancia ele imaginou que o dinheiro seria entregue em m\u00e3os do destinat\u00e1rio (nesse caso, destinat\u00e1riA).<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">Ele colocou as c\u00e9dulas dentro do envelope e escreveu um bilhete que \u00e9 realmente um primor.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">Se tiver dificuldade para ler, amplie a foto.\u00a0\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"21076\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/presente-intimo-para-a-namorada-acredite-e-verdade-2\/calcinha\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/CALCINHA.jpg?fit=750%2C480&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"750,480\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"CALCINHA\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/CALCINHA.jpg?fit=300%2C192&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/CALCINHA.jpg?fit=640%2C410&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-21076\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/CALCINHA.jpg?resize=300%2C192&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"192\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/CALCINHA.jpg?resize=300%2C192&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/CALCINHA.jpg?w=750&amp;ssl=1 750w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dias atr\u00e1s comecei uma nova se\u00e7\u00e3o aqui no Blog, para destacar as coisas inusitadas que aparecem, especialmente em nosso imenso Brasil. Semanalmente publicarei algo do g\u00eanero, e o estoque j\u00e1 dispon\u00edvel \u00e9 suficiente para alguns anos, pode acreditar. A de hoje \u00e9 um &#8220;comprovante de bobagem&#8221; do cidad\u00e3o que foi depositar dinheiro para a namorada [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":21075,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10995","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-sem-categoria"],"acf":[],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.3 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>Presente \u00cdntimo Para a Namorada - Acredite, \u00e9 Verdade (2) | Blog do Guelmann<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/presente-intimo-para-a-namorada-acredite-e-verdade-2\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"pt_BR\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Presente \u00cdntimo Para a Namorada - Acredite, \u00e9 Verdade (2) | Blog do Guelmann\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Dias atr\u00e1s comecei uma nova se\u00e7\u00e3o aqui no Blog, para destacar as coisas inusitadas que aparecem, especialmente em nosso imenso Brasil. 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