{"id":112,"date":"2021-10-25T18:50:00","date_gmt":"2021-10-25T21:50:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/frases-dos-melhores-humoristas-judeus-45\/"},"modified":"2021-12-21T19:23:35","modified_gmt":"2021-12-21T22:23:35","slug":"frases-dos-melhores-humoristas-judeus-45","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/frases-dos-melhores-humoristas-judeus-45\/","title":{"rendered":"Frases dos Melhores Humoristas Judeus (45)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; color: #000000; font-size: 18pt;\">* <strong>Woody Allen<\/strong><i> (Allan Stewart K\u00f6nigsberg &#8211; Nova York, 1\/12\/1935)<\/i><\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">&#8211; \u201cMinha educa\u00e7\u00e3o foi p\u00e9ssima, eu frequentei uma escola para professores com dist\u00farbios emocionais.\u201d<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; color: #000000; font-size: 18pt;\"><br \/>\n* <strong>Milton Berle<\/strong><i> (Mendel Berlinger &#8211; <em>Nova York, 12\/7\/1908 \u00a0\u2013 Los Angeles,\u00a0<\/em><em>27\/3\/2002<\/em>)<\/i><\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">&#8211; \u201cUma boa esposa sempre perdoa o marido quando ela est\u00e1 errada.\u201d<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; color: #000000; font-size: 18pt;\"><br \/>\n* <strong>Groucho Marx<\/strong><i> (Julius Henry Marx <em>\u2013 New York (EUA), 2\/10\/1890 \u2013 Los Angeles (EUA), 19\/8\/1977)<\/em><\/i><\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; color: #000000; font-size: 18pt;\">&#8211; \u201cPorque eu tenho que me preocupar com a posteridade? 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