{"id":11208,"date":"2021-10-04T19:14:51","date_gmt":"2021-10-04T22:14:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/?p=11208"},"modified":"2021-10-04T19:15:43","modified_gmt":"2021-10-04T22:15:43","slug":"frases-dos-melhores-humoristas-judeus-42","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/frases-dos-melhores-humoristas-judeus-42\/","title":{"rendered":"Frases dos Melhores Humoristas Judeus (42)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">* <strong>Elaine May<\/strong> <em>(Elaine Iva Berlin &#8211; Philadelphia (EUA), 21\/4\/1932)<\/em><\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">&#8211; &#8220;<span lang=\"pt\">Eu tentei n\u00e3o saber absolutamente nada sobre muitas coisas, e consegui fazer isso muito bem&#8221;.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">*\u00a0<strong>George Burns<\/strong><em>\u00a0(Nathan Birnbaum \u2013 Nova York, 20\/1\/1896 \u2013 Beverly Hills, 9\/3\/1996)<br \/>\n<\/em>&#8211; &#8220;Eu s\u00f3 preciso de 1 drinque para ficar b\u00eabado. 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