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* Rodney Dangerfield<\/strong> (Jacob Cohen \u2013 Long Island, 22\/11\/1921 \u2013 Los Angeles, <\/i>5\/10\/2004<\/em>)<\/span>
\n– “Ningu\u00e9m me respeitava. Os caras que me sequestraram mandaram um bilhete para meus pais: ‘paguem U$ 15 mil ou mandaremos seu filho de volta’.”<\/span><\/p>\n

* Sophie Tucker<\/strong> (Sonya Kalish – Tulchyn, Russia – 13\/1\/1887 – Nova York, 9\/2\/1966<\/em>)
\n– “Quem n\u00e3o me conhece me acha quieta; meus amigos me acham extrovertida; meu melhor amigo me acha maluca.”<\/span><\/p>\n

* Woody Allen<\/strong> (Allan Stewart K\u00f6nigsberg \u2013 Nova York, 1\/12\/1935<\/em>)
\n– “N\u00e3o quero atingir a imortalidade atrav\u00e9s do meu trabalho; quero atingir a imortalidade n\u00e3o morrendo.”<\/span><\/p>\n

*\u00a0Milton Berle<\/strong> (Mendel Berlinger- Nova York, 12\/7\/1908 \u00a0– Los Angeles, 27\/3\/2002<\/i>)
\n– “Comit\u00ea de trabalho \u00e9 uma coisa que economiza minutos e perde horas.”<\/span><\/p>\n

*\u00a0Groucho Marx<\/b>\u00a0(Julius Henry Marx \u2013 New York, 2\/10\/1890<\/em> \u2013 Los Angeles, 19\/8\/1977<\/i>)<\/span>
\n– “Meu casamento foi feito por um Juiz; eu devia ter pedido um Juri.”<\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

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