{"id":11241,"date":"2018-04-04T16:23:40","date_gmt":"2018-04-04T19:23:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/?p=11241"},"modified":"2018-04-04T16:29:47","modified_gmt":"2018-04-04T19:29:47","slug":"caes-caqui-nao-tem-erro","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/caes-caqui-nao-tem-erro\/","title":{"rendered":"C\u00e3es &#038; Caqui, N\u00e3o Tem Erro"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt; color: #000000;\">H\u00e1 poucos dias os supermercados come\u00e7aram a vender o caqui Fuyu.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt; color: #000000;\">Isso, l\u00e1 em casa, significa que vamos ter que substituir a ma\u00e7\u00e3 de todas as noites por essa fruta, que as cadelas adoram.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt; color: #000000;\">A rotina \u00e9 seguida h\u00e1 muitos anos, desde que juntamos a matilha, composta de tr\u00eas &#8220;meninas&#8221;, todas resgatadas das ruas. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt; color: #000000;\">A fruta usual \u00e9 a ma\u00e7\u00e3, que as tr\u00eas aceitam, mas diferem na quantidade; uma das pequenas \u00e9 a que come mais, sempre. 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