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Bernardo Mandelbaum morreu e Sara, a esposa, telefonou para o jornal da comunidade, chamado “Cr\u00f4nica Judaica”, para colocar o aviso de falecimento.<\/span><\/p>\n

Como ele era conhecido pelo apelido, a mulher disse que o an\u00fancio poderia ser bem simples:
\n– “Lamento Informar Que O Leon Morreu”.<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

Ouvindo aquilo, o funcion\u00e1rio disse:
\n– “Pelo pre\u00e7o do an\u00fancio m\u00ednimo a senhora\u00a0pode colocar at\u00e9 dez palavras”.<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

Ent\u00e3o Sara retificou:
\n– “Lamento Informar Que O Leon Morreu. Vendo A BMW Dele”.<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

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\nFoto: Marco Chilese – Unsplash<\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n

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Bernardo Mandelbaum morreu e Sara, a esposa, telefonou para o jornal da comunidade, chamado “Cr\u00f4nica Judaica”, para colocar o aviso de falecimento. Como ele era conhecido pelo apelido, a mulher disse que o an\u00fancio poderia ser bem simples: – “Lamento Informar Que O Leon Morreu”. Ouvindo aquilo, o funcion\u00e1rio disse: – “Pelo pre\u00e7o do an\u00fancio […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":22045,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11429","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-sem-categoria"],"acf":[],"yoast_head":"\nSara e o An\u00fancio F\u00fanebre | Blog do Guelmann<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/sara-e-o-anuncio-funebre\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"pt_BR\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Sara e o An\u00fancio F\u00fanebre | Blog do Guelmann\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Bernardo Mandelbaum morreu e Sara, a esposa, telefonou para o jornal da comunidade, chamado “Cr\u00f4nica Judaica”, para colocar o aviso de falecimento. 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