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*\u00a0Mel Brooks\u00a0<\/strong>(Melvin Kaminsky \u2013 Nova York (EUA), 28\/6\/1926)
\n<\/em>– “Se Albert Einstein n\u00e3o conseguiu vencer a morte, que chances eu tenho?”<\/span><\/p>\n

*\u00a0\u00a0<\/i>Groucho Marx<\/strong>\u00a0(Julius Henry Marx \u2013 New York (EUA), 2\/10\/1890 \u2013 Los Angeles (EUA), 19\/8\/1977)
\n<\/em><\/i>– “Eu batalhei no meu caminho, saindo do nada para um estado de extrema pobreza”.<\/span><\/p>\n

*\u00a0Lenny Bruce<\/b>\u00a0(Leonard Alfred Schneider \u2013\u00a0Nova York, 13\/10\/1925 \u2013 Los Angeles, 3\/8\/1966)
\n<\/em>– “Quando voc\u00ea tem oito anos, nada \u00e9 da tua conta”.<\/span><\/p>\n

*\u00a0Art Buchwald<\/strong>\u00a0(Arthur Buchwald \u2013 Nova York, 20\/10\/1925 \u2013 Washington, 27\/1\/2007)
\n<\/em>– “O p\u00f3, misturado com a \u00e1gua, tem exatamente o gosto de p\u00f3 misturado com \u00e1gua”.
\n<\/span><\/p>\n

*\u00a0Rodney Dangerfield<\/b>\u00a0(Jacob Cohen \u2013 Long Island (EUA), 22\/11\/1921 \u2013 Los Angeles (EUA), 5\/10\/2004)
\n<\/em>– “Eu contei para meu filho sobre as abelhas e as flores; ele me contou sobre minha mulher e o a\u00e7ougueiro”.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

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\nFoto: Hans Linde – Pixabay<\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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