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O senhor sabe, semana que vem come\u00e7am nossos grandes feriados. Dei uma olhada no calend\u00e1rio e vi que exatamente em Rosh Hashan\u00e1 haver\u00e1 um jogo do meu time no Brasileir\u00e3o que eu n\u00e3o quero perder de jeito nenhum&#8221;.<br \/>\n<\/span><\/em><span style=\"font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; color: #000000; font-size: 18pt;\">Sem acreditar e sem esconder o espanto com a conversa, o Rabino respondeu sem hesita\u00e7\u00e3o:<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; color: #000000; font-size: 18pt;\"><em>&#8211; &#8220;Bernardo, estou assustado com o que voc\u00ea est\u00e1 dizendo. Voc\u00ea sabe que hoje em dia d\u00e1 para gravar tudo o que est\u00e1 passando na TV?&#8221;<\/em><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; color: #000000; font-size: 18pt;\">E o cara de pau, sem perder a pose:<\/span><br \/>\n<em><span style=\"font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; color: #000000; font-size: 18pt;\">&#8211; &#8220;Puxa, Rabino, que coisa boa! Eu n\u00e3o sabia que as cerim\u00f4nias da nossa Sinagoga ser\u00e3o transmitidas pela televis\u00e3o!&#8221;<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n<p data-sourcepos=\"3:3-3:264\"><span style=\"font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\"><em><strong>Uma P\u00e9rola da Sabedoria Judaica<\/strong><\/em><\/span><br \/>\n<em><span style=\"font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">\u2013 &#8220;N\u00e3o h\u00e1 melhor neg\u00f3cio que a vida. A gente a obt\u00e9m a troco de nada\u201d.<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n<p data-sourcepos=\"3:3-3:264\"><span style=\"font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\"><em><strong>Frases dos Melhores Humoristas Judeus<br \/>\n<\/strong><strong><b>Roseanne Barr<\/b>\u00a0(<i>Roseane Barr \u2013 Salt Lake City, 3\/11\/1952<\/i>)<br \/>\n<\/strong>\u2013 \u201cMeu marido e eu n\u00e3o assinamos um acordo pr\u00e9-nupcial, assinamos um pacto suicida\u201d.\u00a0<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p data-sourcepos=\"3:3-3:264\"><span style=\"font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\"><em><strong>As Terr\u00edveis Pragas Judaicas<\/strong><\/em><\/span><br \/>\n<em><span style=\"font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">\u2013 \u201cQue eu tenha o privil\u00e9gio de costurar tua mortalha<span lang=\"pt\" tabindex=\"0\">\u201d.<\/span><\/span><\/em><\/p>\n<p data-sourcepos=\"3:3-3:264\"><em><span style=\"font-size: 14pt; color: #808080;\">(*) Rosh Hashan\u00e1 \u00e9 o Ano-Novo Judaico, que come\u00e7a no primeiro dia do primeiro m\u00eas (Tishri) do calend\u00e1rio judaico. A data varia a cada ano, pois o calend\u00e1rio judaico \u00e9 lunar. Este ano Rosh Hashan\u00e1 ser\u00e1 comemorado nos dias 15, 16 e 17 de setembro.<\/span><\/em><span style=\"font-size: 14pt; color: #808080;\"><em><span class=\"Y2IQFc\" lang=\"pt\">\u00a0<\/span><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 14pt; font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; color: #808080;\"><strong><em>Se voc\u00ea gostou da publica\u00e7\u00e3o, compartilhe o link clicando nos \u00edcones abaixo.<br \/>\nN\u00c3O COPIE E COLE.<br \/>\nCom isso voc\u00ea respeitar\u00e1 e valorizar\u00e1 meu trabalho de pesquisa, tradu\u00e7\u00e3o e adapta\u00e7\u00e3o do melhor da Cultura e do Humor Judaico.\u00a0 \u00a0<\/em><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"23245\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/sexta-do-humor-e-da-cultura-judaica-no-rosh-hashana-a-bronca-do-rabino\/hojepr-67\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/HojePR-3-scaled.jpg?fit=1920%2C2560&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"1920,2560\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"HojePR\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/HojePR-3-scaled.jpg?fit=225%2C300&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/HojePR-3-scaled.jpg?fit=640%2C853&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-23245\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/HojePR-3.jpg?resize=225%2C300&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/HojePR-3-scaled.jpg?resize=225%2C300&amp;ssl=1 225w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/HojePR-3-scaled.jpg?resize=768%2C1024&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/HojePR-3-scaled.jpg?resize=1152%2C1536&amp;ssl=1 1152w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/HojePR-3-scaled.jpg?resize=1536%2C2048&amp;ssl=1 1536w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/HojePR-3-scaled.jpg?w=1920&amp;ssl=1 1920w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/HojePR-3-scaled.jpg?w=1280&amp;ssl=1 1280w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><br \/>\n<em><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/Foto de &lt;a href=&quot;https:\/\/unsplash.com\/pt-br\/@concoyne?utm_source=unsplash&amp;utm_medium=referral&amp;utm_content=creditCopyText&quot;&gt;Connor Coyne&lt;\/a&gt; na &lt;a href=&quot;https:\/\/unsplash.com\/pt-br\/fotografias\/OgqWLzWRSaI?utm_source=unsplash&amp;utm_medium=referral&amp;utm_content=creditCopyText&quot;&gt;Unsplash&lt;\/a&gt;\"><span style=\"font-size: 8pt;\">Foto: Unsplash<\/span><\/a><\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>No Rosh Hashan\u00e1, a Bronca do Rabino Bernardo, um homem n\u00e3o muito religioso, mas, \u00e9 claro, conhecedor da tradi\u00e7\u00e3o, ligou para o Rabino uma semana antes do Rosh Hashan\u00e1 (\u2217): &#8211; &#8220;Rabino, estou preocupado. O senhor sabe, semana que vem come\u00e7am nossos grandes feriados. Dei uma olhada no calend\u00e1rio e vi que exatamente em Rosh [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":23245,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1190","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-sem-categoria"],"acf":[],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.3 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>Sexta do Humor e da Cultura Judaica - No Rosh Hashan\u00e1, a Bronca do Rabino | Blog do Guelmann<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/sexta-do-humor-e-da-cultura-judaica-no-rosh-hashana-a-bronca-do-rabino\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"pt_BR\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Sexta do Humor e da Cultura Judaica - No Rosh Hashan\u00e1, a Bronca do Rabino | Blog do Guelmann\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"No Rosh Hashan\u00e1, a Bronca do Rabino Bernardo, um homem n\u00e3o muito religioso, mas, \u00e9 claro, conhecedor da tradi\u00e7\u00e3o, ligou para o Rabino uma semana antes do Rosh Hashan\u00e1 (\u2217): &#8211; &#8220;Rabino, estou preocupado. 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