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Jac\u00f3 e Sara tiveram uma discuss\u00e3o muito feia.<\/span><\/p>\n

Para desanuviar um pouco e dar tempo para a esposa se acalmar, ele decidiu ir ao cinema.<\/span><\/p>\n

Quando terminou a sess\u00e3o ele achou que seria bom\u00a0ligar para casa e ver como estava o clima:
\n– “Oi, meu amor, tudo bem? O que voc\u00ea est\u00e1 preparando para o jantar?”<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

Sara, que n\u00e3o estava disposta a esquecer t\u00e3o facilmente, respondeu:
\n– “Estou preparando uma sopa com veneno, seu desgra\u00e7ado”.<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

E Jac\u00f3 emendou:<\/span>
\n– “Fa\u00e7a s\u00f3 para voc\u00ea, eu n\u00e3o vou para casa”.<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

\"\"
\nFoto: David Bene\u0161 – Unsplash<\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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