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*\u00a0S. J. Perelman<\/strong>\u00a0(Sidney Joseph Perelman \u2013 Nova York, 1\/2\/1904 \u2013 17\/10\/1979)
\n– “O privil\u00e9gio duvidoso de voc\u00ea ser um escritor freelance \u00e9 poder passar fome onde quiser”.<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

*\u00a0 <\/i>Harpo Marx<\/strong>\u00a0(Adolph Marx \u2013 New York, 23\/11\/1888 \u2013 Los Angeles, 28\/9\/1964)
\n– “A morte de um homem comum \u00e9 triste. A morte de um grande homem \u00e9 tr\u00e1gica e duplamente tr\u00e1gica quando a grandeza morre antes dele”.<\/em><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n

*\u00a0<\/em><\/i>Richard Lewis<\/strong>\u00a0(Richard\u00a0Philip\u00a0Lewis \u2013 Nova York,\u00a029\/6\/1947)
\n– “Quando voc\u00ea est\u00e1 apaixonado, s\u00e3o os melhores dois dias e meio de tua vida”.<\/em><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n

*\u00a0Andy Borowitz<\/strong>\u00a0(Andy Borowitz \u2013 Shaker Heights, 4\/1\/1958)
\n– “Outros pa\u00edses cuidam das pessoas com doen\u00e7as mentais. Faze-las debater na TV \u00e9 uma crueldade”.
\n(Nota minha: falando sobre debates de pol\u00edticos)<\/em><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n

*\u00a0 <\/i>Joey Bishop<\/b><\/strong>\u00a0(Joseph Abraham Gottlieb – New York, 3\/2\/1918 \u2013 Newport Beach, 17\/10\/2007)
\n– “Hoje em dia voc\u00ea chega no posto de gasolina e o caixa autom\u00e1tico est\u00e1 aberto e o banheiro fechado. Eles devem achar que o papel higi\u00eanico vale mais que o dinheiro”.<\/em><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n

\n

Pedido do Blogueiro: se voc\u00ea gostou, compartilhe o link da\u00a0 publica\u00e7\u00e3o clicando nos \u00edcones abaixo. N\u00c3O COPIE E COLE. Com isso voc\u00ea respeitar\u00e1 meu trabalho de tradu\u00e7\u00e3o e adapta\u00e7\u00e3o do melhor do Humor Judaico.\u00a0 \u00a0<\/span><\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

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\nFoto: Yaroslav Danylchenko – Pexels<\/em><\/strong><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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Felizmente n\u00e3o era minha\".\u00a0 *\u00a0Rodney Dangerfield\u00a0(Jacob Cohen \u2013 Long Island (EUA), 22\/11\/1921 \u2013 Los Angeles (EUA),\u2026","rel":"","context":"Em "Sem categoria"","block_context":{"text":"Sem categoria","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/category\/sem-categoria\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/Rel%C3%B3gio.jpg?fit=750%2C500&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/Rel%C3%B3gio.jpg?fit=750%2C500&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/Rel%C3%B3gio.jpg?fit=750%2C500&ssl=1&resize=525%2C300 1.5x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/Rel%C3%B3gio.jpg?fit=750%2C500&ssl=1&resize=700%2C400 2x"},"classes":[]},{"id":22636,"url":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/frases-dos-melhores-humoristas-judeus-55\/","url_meta":{"origin":12222,"position":4},"title":"Frases dos Melhores Humoristas Judeus (55)","author":"Gerson Guelmann","date":"17 de janeiro de 2022","format":false,"excerpt":"*\u00a0S. J. Perelman\u00a0(Sidney Joseph Perelman \u2013 Nova York, 1\/2\/1904 \u2013 17\/10\/1979) - \"Acho que no fundo sou apenas um velho cientista maluco. 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