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Jacob perguntou:<\/span><\/div>\n<div><em><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">&#8211; \u201cVoc\u00ea vai beber?\u201d<\/span><\/em><\/div>\n<div><em><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">&#8211; \u201cN\u00e3o, senhor\u201d <\/span><\/em><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">&#8211; ele respondeu.<\/span><\/div>\n<div><em><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">J<\/span><\/em><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">acob fez nova pergunta:<\/span><\/div>\n<div><em><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">&#8211; \u201cVai jogar?\u201d\u00a0<\/span><\/em><\/div>\n<div><em><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">&#8211; \u201cDe jeito nenhum, senhor, eu n\u00e3o jogo.\u201d<\/span><\/em><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">Ai Jacob disse:<\/span><br \/>\n<em><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">&#8211; \u201cVoc\u00ea pode vir comigo at\u00e9 minha casa? Quero mostrar para a minha mulher o que acontece com um cara que n\u00e3o bebe e nem joga.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><\/span><\/em><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #808080; font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt;\"><em><strong>Gosta do Humor Judaico? <\/strong><\/em><\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #808080; font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt;\"><em><strong>Se voc\u00ea gostou da publica\u00e7\u00e3o, compartilhe o link clicando nos \u00edcones abaixo. N\u00c3O COPIE E COLE. Com isso voc\u00ea respeitar\u00e1 e valorizar\u00e1 meu trabalho de pesquisa, tradu\u00e7\u00e3o e adapta\u00e7\u00e3o do melhor do Humor Judaico.\u00a0 \u00a0<\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/div>\n<div>\n<div style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><\/div>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"14270\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/a-sabedoria-de-jacob\/images-5-2\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/images-5.jpg?fit=305%2C320&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"305,320\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"images (5)\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/images-5.jpg?fit=286%2C300&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/images-5.jpg?fit=305%2C320&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-14270\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/images-5.jpg?resize=286%2C300&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"286\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/images-5.jpg?resize=286%2C300&amp;ssl=1 286w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/images-5.jpg?w=305&amp;ssl=1 305w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 286px) 100vw, 286px\" \/><\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1. 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