{"id":12506,"date":"2021-12-19T19:24:32","date_gmt":"2021-12-19T22:24:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/?p=12506"},"modified":"2021-12-19T19:24:30","modified_gmt":"2021-12-19T22:24:30","slug":"fechando-o-domingo-com-o-bom-humor-judaico-7","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/fechando-o-domingo-com-o-bom-humor-judaico-7\/","title":{"rendered":"Fechando o Domingo Com o Bom Humor Judaico (7)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\"><em><strong><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Racioc\u00ednio Judaico Aplicado aos Guarda-Chuvas<\/span><\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">Isaac e Jac\u00f3 estavam caminhando juntos quando come\u00e7ou a chover.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\"> De in\u00edcio parecia ser apenas uma pequena garoa, mas a chuva foi engrossando e n\u00e3o havia onde se abrigar.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">Enquanto isso, Isaac levava um guarda-chuva, que continuava fechado.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">Irritado, Jac\u00f3 perguntou:<br \/>\n<em>&#8211; &#8220;Voc\u00ea est\u00e1 esperando que D-us mande um novo dil\u00favio para abrir o guarda-chuva?&#8221;<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">E Isaac explicou:<br \/>\n<em>&#8211; &#8220;N\u00e3o vai adiantar, est\u00e1 completamente furado&#8221;.<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">Sem entender nada e j\u00e1 sem esconder a raiva com a situa\u00e7\u00e3o, Jac\u00f3 reclamou:<br \/>\n<em>&#8211; &#8220;E porque, diabos, voc\u00ea trouxe um guarda-chuva furado?&#8221;<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">A\u00ed Isaac esclareceu:<\/span><br \/>\n<em><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">&#8211; &#8220;Porque eu achei que n\u00e3o ia chover&#8221;.<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #808080; font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"><em><strong>Gosta do Humor Judaico? <\/strong><\/em><\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #808080; font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"><em><strong>Se voc\u00ea gostou da publica\u00e7\u00e3o, compartilhe o link clicando nos \u00edcones abaixo. 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Com isso voc\u00ea valorizar\u00e1 meu trabalho de pesquisa, tradu\u00e7\u00e3o e adapta\u00e7\u00e3o do melhor do Humor Judaico<\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"22567\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/fechando-o-domingo-com-o-bom-humor-judaico-7\/gc-3\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/GC.jpg?fit=1920%2C1080&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"1920,1080\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"GC\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/GC.jpg?fit=300%2C169&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/GC.jpg?fit=640%2C360&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-22567\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/GC.jpg?resize=300%2C169&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"169\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/GC.jpg?resize=300%2C169&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/GC.jpg?resize=1024%2C576&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/GC.jpg?resize=768%2C432&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/GC.jpg?resize=1536%2C864&amp;ssl=1 1536w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/GC.jpg?w=1920&amp;ssl=1 1920w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/GC.jpg?w=1280&amp;ssl=1 1280w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/pixabay.com\/photos\/umbrella-rainy-weather-background-4692572\/\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 8pt;\"><em><strong>Foto: Mylene2401 &#8211; Pixabay<\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Racioc\u00ednio Judaico Aplicado aos Guarda-Chuvas Isaac e Jac\u00f3 estavam caminhando juntos quando come\u00e7ou a chover. 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