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O idoso perguntou ao m\u00e9dico qual era o problema. \u2013\u00a0\u201cOlhe, teu cora\u00e7\u00e3o piorou muito e voc\u00ea est\u00e1 com\u2026","rel":"","context":"Em &quot;Sem categoria&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Sem categoria","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/category\/sem-categoria\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/REZA-scaled.jpg?fit=1200%2C900&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/REZA-scaled.jpg?fit=1200%2C900&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/REZA-scaled.jpg?fit=1200%2C900&ssl=1&resize=525%2C300 1.5x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/REZA-scaled.jpg?fit=1200%2C900&ssl=1&resize=700%2C400 2x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/REZA-scaled.jpg?fit=1200%2C900&ssl=1&resize=1050%2C600 3x"},"classes":[]},{"id":3690,"url":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/mulheres-homens-romanticos-sao-sempre-maravilhosos-nao-e-mesmo\/","url_meta":{"origin":12637,"position":4},"title":"Mulheres: Homens Rom\u00e2nticos S\u00e3o Sempre Maravilhosos, N\u00e3o \u00e9 Mesmo?","author":"Gerson Guelmann","date":"2 de agosto de 2019","format":false,"excerpt":"Todos sabem que as mulheres adoram homens rom\u00e2nticos, especialmente porque eles s\u00e3o uma minoria e parecem ser uma esp\u00e9cie em extin\u00e7\u00e3o. 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