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Acabei pedindo para meu irm\u00e3o fazer isso\". *\u00a0Jerry Seinfeld\u00a0(Jerome Allen Seinfeld \u2013 Nova York, 29\/4\/1954) - \" Meus pais n\u00e3o queriam mudar\u2026","rel":"","context":"Em &quot;Sem categoria&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Sem categoria","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/category\/sem-categoria\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/CE.jpg?fit=1200%2C900&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/CE.jpg?fit=1200%2C900&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/CE.jpg?fit=1200%2C900&ssl=1&resize=525%2C300 1.5x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/CE.jpg?fit=1200%2C900&ssl=1&resize=700%2C400 2x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/CE.jpg?fit=1200%2C900&ssl=1&resize=1050%2C600 3x"},"classes":[]},{"id":6747,"url":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/frases-dos-melhores-humoristas-judeus-32\/","url_meta":{"origin":1266,"position":2},"title":"Frases dos Melhores Humoristas Judeus (32)","author":"Gerson Guelmann","date":"26 de julho de 2021","format":false,"excerpt":"*\u00a0Allan Sherman\u00a0(Allan Copelon \u2013 Chicago, 30\/11\/1924 \u2013 Los Angeles, 20\/11\/1973) - \"Quando a \"Grande Hist\u00f3ria dos Problemas\" for escrita, minha fam\u00edlia ter\u00e1 uma uma elevada posi\u00e7\u00e3o na escala\". *\u00a0Henny Youngman\u00a0(Henny Henry Youngmann \u2013 Liverpool, 16\/3\/1906 \u2013 Flushing, 24\/2\/1998) - \"Eu disse para a minha sogra: minha casa \u00e9 tua casa.\u2026","rel":"","context":"Em &quot;Sem categoria&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Sem categoria","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/category\/sem-categoria\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/Cadeira-1.jpg?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":1445,"url":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/frases-dos-melhores-humoristas-judeus-14\/","url_meta":{"origin":1266,"position":3},"title":"Frases dos Melhores Humoristas Judeus (14)","author":"Gerson Guelmann","date":"8 de mar\u00e7o de 2021","format":false,"excerpt":"\u00a0* Billy Crystal (William Edward Crystal - Nova York, 14\/3\/1948) - \"Cheguei em casa, encontrei minha mulher com um amigo meu na cama e disse: - 'Puxa, Leonard, eu sou obrigado, mas voc\u00ea?'\" * Tom Lehrer (Thomas Andrew Lehrer - Nova York, 9\/4\/1928) - \"\u00c9 confortador saber que quando Mozart\u2026","rel":"","context":"Em &quot;Sem categoria&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Sem categoria","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/category\/sem-categoria\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/man-naked-undewear.jpg?fit=1200%2C800&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/man-naked-undewear.jpg?fit=1200%2C800&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/man-naked-undewear.jpg?fit=1200%2C800&ssl=1&resize=525%2C300 1.5x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/man-naked-undewear.jpg?fit=1200%2C800&ssl=1&resize=700%2C400 2x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/man-naked-undewear.jpg?fit=1200%2C800&ssl=1&resize=1050%2C600 3x"},"classes":[]},{"id":19524,"url":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/frases-dos-melhores-humoristas-judeus-39\/","url_meta":{"origin":1266,"position":4},"title":"Frases dos Melhores Humoristas Judeus (39)","author":"Gerson Guelmann","date":"16 de setembro de 2021","format":false,"excerpt":"* Rodney Dangerfield\u00a0(Jacob Cohen \u2013 Long Island, 22\/11\/1921 \u2013 Los Angeles, 5\/10\/2004) - \"Minha mulher e eu fomos felizes por 20 anos. Depois nos conhecemos\".\u00a0 * Morth Sahl \u2013\u00a0(Morton Lyon Sahl \u2013 Montreal, Canad\u00e1, 11\/5\/1927) - \"Um conservador \u00e9 algu\u00e9m que acredita em reformas. Mas n\u00e3o agora\". * Larry David\u00a0(Lawrence\u2026","rel":"","context":"Em &quot;Sem categoria&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Sem categoria","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/category\/sem-categoria\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/Decote-200x300.jpg?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":22793,"url":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/frases-dos-melhores-humoristas-judeus-66\/","url_meta":{"origin":1266,"position":5},"title":"Frases dos Melhores Humoristas Judeus (66)","author":"Gerson Guelmann","date":"11 de abril de 2022","format":false,"excerpt":"* Yakov Smirnoff\u00a0(Yakov Naumovich Pokhis \u2013 Odessa, 24\/1\/1951) - \"Muitas pessoas ficam surpresas ao saber que existem comediantes na R\u00fassia, mas eles existem. 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