    {"id":12755,"date":"2021-05-21T22:19:25","date_gmt":"2021-05-22T01:19:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/?p=12755"},"modified":"2021-05-21T22:20:50","modified_gmt":"2021-05-22T01:20:50","slug":"o-chazan-nada-modesto-e-o-gabbai-ironico","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/o-chazan-nada-modesto-e-o-gabbai-ironico\/","title":{"rendered":"O Chazan (*) Nada Modesto e o Gabbai (*) Ir\u00f4nico"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\"><span style=\"font-family: 'trebuchet ms', geneva, sans-serif;\"><em>(*) O <strong>Chazan<\/strong> \u00e9 o cantor lit\u00fargico da Sinagoga, que auxilia o Rabino durante o servi\u00e7o religioso e se ocupa da parte cantada das ora\u00e7\u00f5es.<\/em><\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: 'trebuchet ms', geneva, sans-serif;\"><em>(*) O <strong>Gabbai<\/strong> responde pela parte administrativa da Sinagoga, podendo tamb\u00e9m atuar como um auxiliar do Rabino.<\/em><\/span>\u00a0 \u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">Um Chazan conhecido pela arrog\u00e2ncia estava se vangloriando de sua voz para o Gabbai da Sinagoga onde ambos trabalhavam.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">A certa altura da conversa, falou:<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">&#8211; <em>&#8220;Sabe que fiz um seguro, para o caso de perder a voz, com a maior empresa do ramo de Londres, por U$ 750 mil?&#8221;<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">O homem, que j\u00e1 andava cansado dos modos do outro, respondeu:<\/span><br \/>\n<em><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">&#8211; &#8220;N\u00e3o me diga! 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