{"id":128,"date":"2020-12-28T13:05:00","date_gmt":"2020-12-28T16:05:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/frases-dos-melhores-humoristas-judeus-4-2\/"},"modified":"2020-12-28T13:05:08","modified_gmt":"2020-12-28T16:05:08","slug":"frases-dos-melhores-humoristas-judeus-4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/frases-dos-melhores-humoristas-judeus-4\/","title":{"rendered":"Frases dos Melhores Humoristas Judeus (4)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\"><strong>Groucho Marx<\/strong> (Julius Henry Marx &#8211; <i><em>New York<br \/>EUA), 2\/10\/<span style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt; color: #000000;\">1890<\/span> \u2013 Los Angeles (EUA), 19\/8\/1977)<\/em><\/i><\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">&#8211; \u201cDevo confessar: eu nasci com pouqu\u00edssima idade.\u201d<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\"><br \/><\/span><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\"><strong>Rita Rudner<\/strong> &#8211; (<em>Miami, 17\/9\/1953)<\/em><\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">&#8211; \u201cAlguns homens acham que ter peitos grandes torna as mulheres est\u00fapidas, mas na realidade \u00e9 exatamente o oposto: as mulheres que t\u00eam peitos grandes tornam os homens est\u00fapidos.\u201d<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\"><br \/><\/span><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\"><strong>Carol Leifer<\/strong> &#8211; (New York, USA,\u00a027 de julho de 1956)<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">&#8211; \u201cNova York \u00e9 a \u00fanica cidade do mundo onde a pessoa liga para uma r\u00e1dio, pede m\u00fasica e diz: \u2018<em>esta \u00e9 para a Tina. 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