{"id":12887,"date":"2018-05-13T13:46:29","date_gmt":"2018-05-13T16:46:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/?p=12887"},"modified":"2018-05-13T13:46:29","modified_gmt":"2018-05-13T16:46:29","slug":"o-almoco-do-dia-das-maes-do-zodiaco","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/o-almoco-do-dia-das-maes-do-zodiaco\/","title":{"rendered":"O Almo\u00e7o do Dia das M\u00e3es do Zod\u00edaco"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">As doze m\u00e3es do zod\u00edaco resolveram fazer um almo\u00e7o de Dia das M\u00e3es.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">A ideia foi da m\u00e3e <strong>ariana<\/strong>, que mandou mensagem para todas as outras e acabou ficando irritada com a demora nas respostas, quase desistindo de tudo e mandando todo mundo tomar no cu.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">A lista dos afazeres ficou na m\u00e3o da m\u00e3e <strong>virginiana<\/strong>, que distribuiu os afazeres, fez uma lista detalhada do que levar (e do que n\u00e3o levar) e enviou para o grupo, exigindo confirma\u00e7\u00e3o.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">A m\u00e3e <strong>taurina<\/strong> ficou respons\u00e1vel pela comida, exagerando no card\u00e1pio super cal\u00f3rico, o que irritou profundamente a m\u00e3e <strong>capricorniana<\/strong>, que tava numa onda diet, org\u00e2nicos, &#8220;gera\u00e7\u00e3o Pugliesi&#8221;, foco, for\u00e7a e f\u00e9.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">J\u00e1 a bebida era tarefa da m\u00e3e <strong>sagitariana<\/strong>, que acabou comprando mais bebida alco\u00f3lica do que \u00e1gua e refrigerante. Resultado: a m\u00e3e <strong>pisciana<\/strong> tomou um porre. S\u00f3 n\u00e3o deu vexame porque havia chegado atrasada, quase no fim da festa.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">A m\u00e3e <strong>escorpiana<\/strong> quase n\u00e3o foi. Apesar de gostar de muitas delas, odiava algumas. Culpa da m\u00e3e <strong>geminiana<\/strong>, que havia contado para a amiga o que as outras costumavam dizer sobre ela. Por sorte, a m\u00e3e <strong>libriana<\/strong> colocou panos quentes em tudo e resolveu o problema.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">A festa aconteceu na casa da m\u00e3e <strong>canceriana<\/strong>, que levou um m\u00eas inteiro para deixar tudo como ela queria. Velas, presentinhos, lugares marcados. Ela n\u00e3o queria que ningu\u00e9m se sentisse menos que as outras. O que n\u00e3o foi poss\u00edvel, j\u00e1 que a m\u00e3e <strong>leonina<\/strong> fez uma entrada triunfal, usando um vestido car\u00edssimo, salto alto e maquiagem. Trotando, pros cabelos voarem.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">A m\u00e3e <strong>aquariana<\/strong> havia colocado o grupo de WhatsApp no mudo, nem ficou sabendo de nada e n\u00e3o foi.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"12888\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/o-almoco-do-dia-das-maes-do-zodiaco\/zodiac\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/zodiac.jpg?fit=640%2C417&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"640,417\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"zodiac\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/zodiac.jpg?fit=300%2C195&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/zodiac.jpg?fit=640%2C417&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-12888\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/zodiac.jpg?resize=300%2C195&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"195\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/zodiac.jpg?resize=300%2C195&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/zodiac.jpg?w=640&amp;ssl=1 640w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As doze m\u00e3es do zod\u00edaco resolveram fazer um almo\u00e7o de Dia das M\u00e3es. 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As melhores respostas foram selecionadas: 1. Porque D'us fez as m\u00e3es? 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H\u00e1 v\u00e1rias teorias acerca de como ter sucesso numa discuss\u00e3o com a m\u00e3e judia. Infelizmente nenhuma delas funciona. 2. Um dia chega o momento em que um homem deve se rebelar e dizer para a m\u00e3e que ele j\u00e1 um adulto. 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