{"id":12929,"date":"2021-06-20T15:56:53","date_gmt":"2021-06-20T18:56:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/?p=12929"},"modified":"2021-06-20T15:57:20","modified_gmt":"2021-06-20T18:57:20","slug":"benny-leiberman-busca-noiva-desesperadamente","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/benny-leiberman-busca-noiva-desesperadamente\/","title":{"rendered":"Benny Leiberman Busca Noiva Desesperadamente"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">Benny Leiberman estava com quase 32 anos. 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