{"id":12989,"date":"2021-07-04T15:09:59","date_gmt":"2021-07-04T18:09:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/?p=12989"},"modified":"2021-07-04T15:10:34","modified_gmt":"2021-07-04T18:10:34","slug":"o-orgulho-da-mae-judia","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/o-orgulho-da-mae-judia\/","title":{"rendered":"O Orgulho da M\u00e3e Judia"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">Ruth e Beatriz estavam conversando sobre os filhos e Ruth perguntou sobre a filha da amiga.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">Beatriz respondeu:<br \/>\n<em>&#8211; &#8220;Ela n\u00e3o andou, agora est\u00e1 um pouco melhor&#8230; Acabou de se divorciar do marido, o m\u00e9dico&#8221;.<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\"> Ruth disse:<br \/>\n<em>&#8211; &#8220;<\/em><em>Lamento muito, que coisa chata&#8230;&#8221;<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">E Beatriz continuou:<br \/>\n<em>&#8211; &#8220;Sim, \u00e9 muito triste. <\/em><em>Voc\u00ea lembra que h\u00e1 tr\u00eas anos ela tinha se divorciado do primeiro marido, aquele dentista, n\u00e9? 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Quanto orgulho de uma s\u00f3 filha!&#8221;<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"12993\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/o-orgulho-da-mae-judia\/o-older-women-having-drinks-facebook\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/o-OLDER-WOMEN-HAVING-DRINKS-facebook.jpg?fit=2000%2C1000&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"2000,1000\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;Getty Images\/Flickr RM&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;Two ladies happily chatting&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;179678750&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"o-OLDER-WOMEN-HAVING-DRINKS-facebook\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"&lt;p&gt;Two ladies happily chatting&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/o-OLDER-WOMEN-HAVING-DRINKS-facebook.jpg?fit=300%2C150&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/o-OLDER-WOMEN-HAVING-DRINKS-facebook.jpg?fit=640%2C320&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-12993 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/o-OLDER-WOMEN-HAVING-DRINKS-facebook.jpg?resize=300%2C150&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"150\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/o-OLDER-WOMEN-HAVING-DRINKS-facebook.jpg?resize=300%2C150&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/o-OLDER-WOMEN-HAVING-DRINKS-facebook.jpg?resize=768%2C384&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/o-OLDER-WOMEN-HAVING-DRINKS-facebook.jpg?resize=1024%2C512&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/o-OLDER-WOMEN-HAVING-DRINKS-facebook.jpg?w=2000&amp;ssl=1 2000w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/o-OLDER-WOMEN-HAVING-DRINKS-facebook.jpg?w=1280&amp;ssl=1 1280w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/o-OLDER-WOMEN-HAVING-DRINKS-facebook.jpg?w=1920&amp;ssl=1 1920w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ruth e Beatriz estavam conversando sobre os filhos e Ruth perguntou sobre a filha da amiga. 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