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No<\/b> Consult\u00f3rio<\/strong><\/em>
\nO m\u00e9dico para Isaac, ansioso \u00e0 espera do diagn\u00f3stico:
\n– “Tenho boas e m\u00e1s not\u00edcias. A boa \u00e9 que voc\u00ea n\u00e3o \u00e9 hipocondr\u00edaco”.<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

Frida Reclamando no Restaurante<\/b>\u00a0<\/span><\/em><\/span>
\nFrida acabou de comer o peixe que pediu no restaurante e, insatisfeita com o prato, chamou o gar\u00e7om:
\n– “J\u00e1 comi peixes mais frescos”.<\/em>
\n– “Ent\u00e3o n\u00e3o foi aqui” – ele respondeu.<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

A Riqueza do Vov\u00f4<\/b><\/em>\u00a0<\/span>
\nO pequeno David perguntou ao av\u00f4 como ele ficou t\u00e3o rico:
\n– “Bom, David, em 1950 peguei meus \u00faltimos centavos, fui ao mercado e comprei a maior ma\u00e7\u00e3 que eles tinham. Passei a manh\u00e3 toda polindo a ma\u00e7\u00e3 e no fim do dia vendi pelo dobro do pre\u00e7o. No dia seguinte comprei duas e fiz a mesma coisa. Em um m\u00eas dobrei as quantidades e as vendas, e a\u00ed a tia-av\u00f3 do meu pai morreu e nos deixou 5 milh\u00f5es de d\u00f3lares”.<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

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