{"id":1412,"date":"2020-12-07T18:02:17","date_gmt":"2020-12-07T21:02:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/?p=1412"},"modified":"2020-12-07T17:59:47","modified_gmt":"2020-12-07T20:59:47","slug":"a-pandemia-e-a-crise-existencial-do-marido","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/a-pandemia-e-a-crise-existencial-do-marido\/","title":{"rendered":"A Pandemia e a Crise Existencial do Marido"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">Mulher:<br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\"> &#8211; &#8220;<em>Vou ao supermercado. Quer alguma coisa?&#8221;<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">Marido:<br \/>\n&#8211; &#8220;Q<em>uero. Quero dar sentido \u00e0 minha vida, definir um prop\u00f3sito para a minha exist\u00eancia. Quero conseguir a certeza de uma conquista que d\u00ea \u00e0 minha alma a plenitude que ela necessita. Quero estar em unidade com o Todo, descobrir a espiritualidade inerente \u00e0 minha condi\u00e7\u00e3o humana, alcan\u00e7ar a transcend\u00eancia&#8230;&#8221;<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">Mulher:<br \/>\n&#8211; &#8220;<em>T\u00e1, t\u00e1, entendi. Heineken ou Budweiser?&#8221;<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">Marido:<br \/>\n&#8211; &#8220;<em>Heineken.&#8221;<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"16494\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/a-pandemia-e-a-crise-existencial-do-marido\/beer-supermarket\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/beer-supermarket.jpg?fit=699%2C340&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"699,340\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;2.4&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;SM-G965F&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;4.3&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;320&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.02&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"beer supermarket\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/beer-supermarket.jpg?fit=300%2C146&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/beer-supermarket.jpg?fit=640%2C311&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-16494\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/beer-supermarket.jpg?resize=300%2C146&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"146\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/beer-supermarket.jpg?resize=300%2C146&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/beer-supermarket.jpg?w=699&amp;ssl=1 699w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mulher: &#8211; &#8220;Vou ao supermercado. Quer alguma coisa?&#8221; Marido: &#8211; &#8220;Quero. Quero dar sentido \u00e0 minha vida, definir um prop\u00f3sito para a minha exist\u00eancia. Quero conseguir a certeza de uma conquista que d\u00ea \u00e0 minha alma a plenitude que ela necessita. 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