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Eu estava no quarto dele\". *\u00a0Rodney Dangerfield\u00a0(Jacob Cohen \u2013 Long Island, 22\/11\/1921 \u2013 Los Angeles, 5\/1\/2004) - \"Minha m\u00e3e tinha enjoos matutinos - depois que eu nasci\". *\u00a0Art Buchwald\u00a0(Arthur Buchwald \u2013 Nova\u2026","rel":"","context":"Em &quot;Sem categoria&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Sem categoria","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/category\/sem-categoria\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/IR-scaled.jpg?fit=1200%2C801&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/IR-scaled.jpg?fit=1200%2C801&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/IR-scaled.jpg?fit=1200%2C801&ssl=1&resize=525%2C300 1.5x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/IR-scaled.jpg?fit=1200%2C801&ssl=1&resize=700%2C400 2x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/IR-scaled.jpg?fit=1200%2C801&ssl=1&resize=1050%2C600 3x"},"classes":[]},{"id":165,"url":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/frases-dos-melhores-humoristas-judeus-1\/","url_meta":{"origin":1445,"position":2},"title":"Frases dos Melhores Humoristas Judeus (1)","author":"Gerson Guelmann","date":"7 de dezembro de 2020","format":false,"excerpt":"* Fran Lebowitz (Frances Ann Lebowitz \u2013 Nova Jersey, 27\/10\/1950) - \"Fiz as contas e cheguei a conclus\u00e3o de que as chances de ganhar na loteria s\u00e3o as mesmas, se voc\u00ea jogar ou n\u00e3o.\" * Billy Crystal\u00a0(William Edward Crystal \u2013 Nova York, 14\/3\/1948) - \"Quando pego um livro novo, leio\u2026","rel":"","context":"Em &quot;Sem categoria&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Sem categoria","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/category\/sem-categoria\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/Joquei.jpg?fit=1051%2C701&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/Joquei.jpg?fit=1051%2C701&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/Joquei.jpg?fit=1051%2C701&ssl=1&resize=525%2C300 1.5x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/Joquei.jpg?fit=1051%2C701&ssl=1&resize=700%2C400 2x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/Joquei.jpg?fit=1051%2C701&ssl=1&resize=1050%2C600 3x"},"classes":[]},{"id":4739,"url":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/frases-dos-melhores-humoristas-judeus-25\/","url_meta":{"origin":1445,"position":3},"title":"Frases dos Melhores Humoristas Judeus (25)","author":"Gerson Guelmann","date":"31 de maio de 2021","format":false,"excerpt":"* Rodney Dangerfield\u00a0(Jacob Cohen \u2013 Long Island, 22\/11\/1921 \u2013 Los Angeles,\u00a05\/10\/2004) - \"N\u00f3s dormimos em quartos separados e tiramos f\u00e9rias separadamente. 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