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Mao Ts\u00e9-Tung, a China e o Problema Judaico<\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

Conta-se que Yasser Arafat, da OLP, fez uma visita oficial \u00e0 China,\u00a0no in\u00edcio da d\u00e9cada de 1970.<\/span><\/p>\n

O l\u00edder chin\u00eas era Mao Ts\u00e9-Tung, que apesar de aliado do visitante, n\u00e3o demonstrava estar atualizado com a geopol\u00edtica da regi\u00e3o.<\/span><\/p>\n

A certa altura da conversa e de forma protocolar, Mao Ts\u00e9-Tung perguntou a Arafat quais eram suas dificuldades e que ajuda esperava receber da China.<\/span><\/p>\n

Arafat agradeceu o interesse e disse:<\/span>
\n– “Meu \u00fanico problema s\u00e3o meus vizinhos, os judeus, que moram em Israel”.<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

Mao Ts\u00e9-Tung, pretendendo demonstrar interesse, perguntou:<\/span>
\n– “E esses judeus s\u00e3o quantos?”<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

Yasser Arafat respondeu:<\/span>
\n– “S\u00e3o 3 milh\u00f5es”.<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

E o poderoso h\u00f3spede, que governava um pa\u00eds que a essa altura j\u00e1 tinha mais de 800 milh\u00f5es de habitantes, quis saber:<\/span>
\n– “Eu resolvo isso para voc\u00ea. Em que hotel eles est\u00e3o hospedados?”<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

Por favor… <\/strong><\/em><\/span>
\nSe voc\u00ea gostou, compartilhe o link da\u00a0 publica\u00e7\u00e3o clicando nos \u00edcones abaixo. N\u00c3O COPIE E COLE. Com isso voc\u00ea respeitar\u00e1 meu trabalho de tradu\u00e7\u00e3o e adapta\u00e7\u00e3o do melhor do Humor Judaico.\u00a0 \u00a0<\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

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\nFoto: Pixabay<\/span><\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

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Mao Ts\u00e9-Tung, a China e o Problema Judaico Conta-se que Yasser Arafat, da OLP, fez uma visita oficial \u00e0 China,\u00a0no in\u00edcio da d\u00e9cada de 1970. O l\u00edder chin\u00eas era Mao Ts\u00e9-Tung, que apesar de aliado do visitante, n\u00e3o demonstrava estar atualizado com a geopol\u00edtica da regi\u00e3o. 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