{"id":14961,"date":"2022-05-01T14:29:01","date_gmt":"2022-05-01T17:29:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/?p=14961"},"modified":"2022-05-01T14:34:40","modified_gmt":"2022-05-01T17:34:40","slug":"a-mae-judia-e-seu-filho-impertinente","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/a-mae-judia-e-seu-filho-impertinente\/","title":{"rendered":"A M\u00e3e Judia e Seu Filho Impertinente"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong>1. Os Cabelos Brancos<\/strong><br \/>\nUm dia o pequeno Ariel chegou perto de Leah, sua m\u00e3e, e enquanto mexia no cabelo dela, perguntou:<br \/>\n<\/span><em><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&#8211; &#8220;M\u00e3e, porque voc\u00ea tem alguns cabelos brancos?&#8221;<br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&#8211; &#8220;Bem, meu amor&#8230; Cada vez que voc\u00ea faz algo errado, uma coisa que me deixa triste ou me faz chorar, um dos meus cabelos fica branco&#8221; <\/span><\/em><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&#8211; respondeu a m\u00e3e.<\/span><em><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/em><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">E o guri, sem pensar muito, voltou a perguntar:<br \/>\n<\/span><em><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&#8211; &#8220;M\u00e3e, porque o cabelo da vov\u00f3 est\u00e1 todo branco?<\/span><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong>2. A Ben\u00e7\u00e3o no Jantar<\/strong><br \/>\nEm outra ocasi\u00e3o Leah convidou algumas pessoas da fam\u00edlia e amigos para jantar. Antes que come\u00e7assem a comer pediu que Ariel que fizesse a ben\u00e7\u00e3o:<br \/>\n<\/span><em><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&#8211; &#8220;Mas, m\u00e3e, eu n\u00e3o sei o que dizer&#8221;- <\/span><\/em><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">falou o menino, encabulado.<\/span><em><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&#8211; &#8220;Tudo o que voc\u00ea precisa fazer \u00e9 repetir o que ouviu a mam\u00e3e dizer&#8221;<\/span><\/em><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&#8211; orientou ela.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Dessa vez Ariel disse:<\/span><em><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&#8211; &#8220;Querido D-us, o que eu tinha na cabe\u00e7a quando me meti a convidar toda essa gente para jantar?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><\/span><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; color: #808080;\"><em><strong>Gosta do Humor Judaico? <\/strong><\/em><\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; color: #808080;\"><em><strong>Se voc\u00ea gostou da publica\u00e7\u00e3o, compartilhe o link clicando nos \u00edcones abaixo. 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Com isso voc\u00ea respeitar\u00e1 e valorizar\u00e1 meu trabalho de pesquisa, tradu\u00e7\u00e3o e adapta\u00e7\u00e3o do melhor do Humor Judaico.\u00a0 \u00a0<\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"14962\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/a-mae-judia-e-seu-filho-impertinente\/images-41\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/images-2.jpg?fit=251%2C201&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"251,201\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"images\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/images-2.jpg?fit=251%2C201&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/images-2.jpg?fit=251%2C201&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-14962\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/images-2.jpg?resize=251%2C201&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"251\" height=\"201\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/images-2.jpg?w=251&amp;ssl=1 251w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/images-2.jpg?resize=250%2C201&amp;ssl=1 250w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 251px) 100vw, 251px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1. 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Al\u00e9m do Brasil, pa\u00edses como Estados Unidos, Alemanha, Austr\u00e1lia, Canad\u00e1, Jap\u00e3o, It\u00e1lia e Uruguai adotam o segundo domingo de maio. 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