{"id":15087,"date":"2018-11-06T21:10:40","date_gmt":"2018-11-06T23:10:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/?p=15087"},"modified":"2018-11-06T21:14:11","modified_gmt":"2018-11-06T23:14:11","slug":"briga-de-santos-para-rir","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/briga-de-santos-para-rir\/","title":{"rendered":"Briga de Santos (Para Rir)"},"content":{"rendered":"

O humor aqui no Blog \u00e9 predominantemente mas n\u00e3o exclusivamente judaico.<\/span><\/p>\n

Recebi uma anedota que conta a briga de Santo Antonio e S\u00e3o Judas Tadeu.<\/span><\/p>\n

Digamos que a piada \u00e9 politicamente inadequada, mas n\u00e3o a ponto de n\u00e3o ser publicada.<\/span><\/p>\n

A rusga entre os dois come\u00e7ou quando Santo Antonio fez circular um aviso:<\/span><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Nota de Esclarecimento<\/span><\/p>\n

Comunicado de Santo Ant\u00f4nio<\/span><\/p>\n

Prezadas Fi\u00e9is: devido ao grande n\u00famero de encalhadas e de solteiras no mercado, comunico que fica imposs\u00edvel atender \u00e0 todas. Lembro a voc\u00eas que eu sou o Santo casamenteiro, pois o Santo das Causas Perdidas e Desesperadas \u00e9 S\u00e3o Judas Tadeu. \u00c0 todas que est\u00e3o me deixando de cabe\u00e7a para baixo no copo d’\u00e1gua, aviso que n\u00e3o vai adiantar nada, pois tenho curso intensivo de mergulho!<\/span>
\nAgrade\u00e7o a compreens\u00e3o,<\/span><\/p>\n

Santo Ant\u00f4nio<\/span><\/p>\n

Resposta de S\u00e3o Judas Tadeu \u00e0 Santo Antonio<\/span><\/p>\n

Querido Antonio; voc\u00ea t\u00e1 de sacanagem comigo, n\u00e9 meu irm\u00e3o?\u00a0<\/span>
\nSei que t\u00e1 com muito trabalho nesta semana por causa do seu anivers\u00e1rio, mas mandar esse bando de tribuf\u00fa e encalhadas pr\u00e1 mim, j\u00e1 \u00e9 muita falta de respeito e considera\u00e7\u00e3o, n\u00e9 mano?<\/span>
\nEncaminha essas suas amigas desesperadas pro JORGE, pois quem tem habilidade pr\u00e1 lidar com drag\u00e3o \u00e9 ele!\u00a0<\/span>
\nFica na F\u00e9!<\/span><\/p>\n

S\u00e3o Judas Tadeu<\/span><\/p>\n

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