{"id":15123,"date":"2018-11-09T16:29:08","date_gmt":"2018-11-09T18:29:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/?p=15123"},"modified":"2018-11-09T16:29:08","modified_gmt":"2018-11-09T18:29:08","slug":"o-metodo-judaico-de-administracao-da-raiva","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/o-metodo-judaico-de-administracao-da-raiva\/","title":{"rendered":"O M\u00e9todo Judaico de Administra\u00e7\u00e3o da Raiva"},"content":{"rendered":"<p id=\"tw-target-text\" class=\"tw-data-text tw-ta tw-text-small\" dir=\"ltr\" data-placeholder=\"Tradu\u00e7\u00e3o\"><span lang=\"pt\" style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">Golda estava conversando com sua amiga:<br \/>\n<em>&#8211; &#8220;Frida&#8221; <\/em>&#8211; disse ela &#8211; <em>&#8220;voc\u00ea sabia que o teu marido Moiche est\u00e1 sempre te elogiando? Ele diz que voc\u00ea nunca fica braba com ele, que jamais levanta a voz e nunca se queixa dele. Fiquei surpresa. Me diga, como voc\u00ea consegue fazer isso? Eu certamente n\u00e3o poderia fazer isso com o meu David.&#8221; <\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"tw-data-text tw-ta tw-text-small\" dir=\"ltr\" data-placeholder=\"Tradu\u00e7\u00e3o\"><span lang=\"pt\" style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">E Frida respondeu:<br \/>\n<em>&#8211; &#8220;\u00c9 mais f\u00e1cil do que voc\u00ea pensa, vou te explicar: sempre que estou com raiva do Moiche, eu apenas subo e limpo o banheiro. 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