{"id":1562,"date":"2017-09-10T16:30:37","date_gmt":"2017-09-10T19:30:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/?p=1562"},"modified":"2017-09-10T17:17:02","modified_gmt":"2017-09-10T20:17:02","slug":"berta-loran-longa-vida-para-ela","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/berta-loran-longa-vida-para-ela\/","title":{"rendered":"Berta Loran &#8211; Longa Vida para Ela"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-size: 14pt; color: #000000; font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">Divido com voc\u00eas o \u00f3timo texto do Mois\u00e9s Spiguel, publicado no site Portal Judaico sobre a n\u00e3o menos magn\u00edfica atriz Berta Loran, que, aos 91 anos continua nos divertindo e encantando com seu aut\u00eantico humor judaico.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 14pt; color: #000000; font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">Para ela cabe a sauda\u00e7\u00e3o hebraica que significa literalmente &#8220;Que vida at\u00e9 os 120 anos!). <\/span><\/p>\n<p><b><span style=\"font-size: 14pt; color: #000000; font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">AD ME\u2019AH VE\u2019ESRIM<\/span><\/b> \u2013 <b>\u05e2\u05b8\u05d3 \u05de\u05b5\u05d0\u05b8\u05d4 \u05d5\u05b0\u05e2\u05b6\u05e9\u05b0\u05c2\u05e8\u05b4\u05d9\u05dd<\/b><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\"><span style=\"font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; color: #000000;\"><i><a href=\"http:\/\/portaljudaico.com.br\/berta-loran-uma-historia-de-luta-e-sucesso\/#comment-122330\"><b>para ler a reportagem, clique aqui ou na imagem abaixo<\/b><\/a><\/i><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"1563\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/berta-loran-longa-vida-para-ela\/bl\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/BL.jpg?fit=509%2C800&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"509,800\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"BL\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/BL.jpg?fit=191%2C300&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/BL.jpg?fit=509%2C800&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1563\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/BL.jpg?resize=191%2C300&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"191\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/BL.jpg?resize=191%2C300&amp;ssl=1 191w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/BL.jpg?w=509&amp;ssl=1 509w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 191px) 100vw, 191px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Divido com voc\u00eas o \u00f3timo texto do Mois\u00e9s Spiguel, publicado no site Portal Judaico sobre a n\u00e3o menos magn\u00edfica atriz Berta Loran, que, aos 91 anos continua nos divertindo e encantando com seu aut\u00eantico humor judaico. Para ela cabe a sauda\u00e7\u00e3o hebraica que significa literalmente &#8220;Que vida at\u00e9 os 120 anos!). AD ME\u2019AH VE\u2019ESRIM \u2013 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":1563,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1562","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-sem-categoria"],"acf":[],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.3 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>Berta Loran - Longa Vida para Ela | Blog do Guelmann<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/berta-loran-longa-vida-para-ela\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"pt_BR\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Berta Loran - Longa Vida para Ela | Blog do Guelmann\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Divido com voc\u00eas o \u00f3timo texto do Mois\u00e9s Spiguel, publicado no site Portal Judaico sobre a n\u00e3o menos magn\u00edfica atriz Berta Loran, que, aos 91 anos continua nos divertindo e encantando com seu aut\u00eantico humor judaico. 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No caso dos judeus normalmente isso ocorre aos\u2026","rel":"","context":"Em &quot;Sem categoria&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Sem categoria","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/category\/sem-categoria\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/MAE-scaled.jpg?fit=1200%2C800&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/MAE-scaled.jpg?fit=1200%2C800&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/MAE-scaled.jpg?fit=1200%2C800&ssl=1&resize=525%2C300 1.5x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/MAE-scaled.jpg?fit=1200%2C800&ssl=1&resize=700%2C400 2x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/MAE-scaled.jpg?fit=1200%2C800&ssl=1&resize=1050%2C600 3x"},"classes":[]},{"id":23599,"url":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/tres-na-quarta-de-humor-judaico-5\/","url_meta":{"origin":1562,"position":3},"title":"Tr\u00eas na Quarta de Humor Judaico","author":"Gerson Guelmann","date":"2 de outubro de 2024","format":false,"excerpt":"Definindo o Descanso Eterno Uma idosa judia, chegando aos 80 anos, decidiu procurar seu Advogado para preparar o testamento e listar os \u00faltimos desejos. Terminada essa parte, foi pedir ao Rabino para a aconselhar acerca de alguns pontos. 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Cat\u00f3lico: \u2014 Tenho uma fortuna imensa... Estou pensando em comprar o Citibank!Protestante: \u2014 Eu sou riqu\u00edssimo e vou adquirir a General Motors! Mu\u00e7ulmano: \u2014 Sou um pr\u00edncipe fabulosamente rico... 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