{"id":15780,"date":"2019-01-17T16:02:32","date_gmt":"2019-01-17T18:02:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/?p=15780"},"modified":"2019-01-17T16:35:43","modified_gmt":"2019-01-17T18:35:43","slug":"nao-se-meta-a-esperto-com-um-judeu-idoso","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/nao-se-meta-a-esperto-com-um-judeu-idoso\/","title":{"rendered":"N\u00e3o Se Meta a Esperto Com um Judeu Idoso"},"content":{"rendered":"<p id=\"tw-target-text\" class=\"tw-data-text tw-ta tw-text-small\" dir=\"ltr\" data-placeholder=\"Tradu\u00e7\u00e3o\"><span lang=\"pt\" style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">Dois comerciantes de Nova York estavam conversando dentro de sua futura loja. <\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"tw-data-text tw-ta tw-text-small\" dir=\"ltr\" data-placeholder=\"Tradu\u00e7\u00e3o\"><span lang=\"pt\" style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">O local ainda estava em obras e nem mesmo as prateleiras tinham sido instaladas. <\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"tw-data-text tw-ta tw-text-small\" dir=\"ltr\" data-placeholder=\"Tradu\u00e7\u00e3o\"><span lang=\"pt\" style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; 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Ap\u00f3s alguns minutos ela virou-se\u2026","rel":"","context":"Em &quot;Sem categoria&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Sem categoria","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/category\/sem-categoria\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/Chinesa.jpg?fit=960%2C642&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/Chinesa.jpg?fit=960%2C642&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/Chinesa.jpg?fit=960%2C642&ssl=1&resize=525%2C300 1.5x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/Chinesa.jpg?fit=960%2C642&ssl=1&resize=700%2C400 2x"},"classes":[]},{"id":20530,"url":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/no-trem-a-idosa-a-moca-bonita-o-antissemita-e-jacob-o-judeu\/","url_meta":{"origin":15780,"position":2},"title":"No Trem: a Idosa, a Mo\u00e7a Bonita, o Antissemita e&#8230; Jacob, o Judeu!","author":"Gerson Guelmann","date":"23 de dezembro de 2020","format":false,"excerpt":"Um senhora idosa, uma mo\u00e7a bonita, um homem antissemita e Jacob, um judeu, estavam na mesma cabine de um trem, em uma viagem bastante longa. Jacob n\u00e3o escondia seu desconforto com o outro homem, que j\u00e1 na partida fez quest\u00e3o de dizer que n\u00e3o gostava dos judeus e deixava isso\u2026","rel":"","context":"Em &quot;Sem categoria&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Sem categoria","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/category\/sem-categoria\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/TREM-1.jpeg?fit=476%2C476&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":8043,"url":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/a-importancia-do-sobrenome-judeu\/","url_meta":{"origin":15780,"position":3},"title":"A Import\u00e2ncia do Sobrenome Judeu","author":"Gerson Guelmann","date":"15 de janeiro de 2021","format":false,"excerpt":"Samuel, um jovem judeu, apaixonou-se por uma mo\u00e7a que tinha acabado de conhecer. Quando deu a not\u00edcia em casa, a primeira coisa que o pai quis saber era o sobrenome da fam\u00edlia. Samuel respondeu: - \u201c\u00c9 Callaghan\".\u00a0 O pai, extremamente conservador, disse: - \u201cCallaghan n\u00e3o \u00e9 um sobrenome judeu. Trate\u2026","rel":"","context":"Em &quot;Sem categoria&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Sem categoria","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/category\/sem-categoria\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/Nome-1.jpg?fit=940%2C638&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/Nome-1.jpg?fit=940%2C638&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/Nome-1.jpg?fit=940%2C638&ssl=1&resize=525%2C300 1.5x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/Nome-1.jpg?fit=940%2C638&ssl=1&resize=700%2C400 2x"},"classes":[]},{"id":21772,"url":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/o-judeu-na-prisao-em-moscou\/","url_meta":{"origin":15780,"position":4},"title":"O Judeu na Pris\u00e3o em Moscou","author":"Gerson Guelmann","date":"15 de mar\u00e7o de 2021","format":false,"excerpt":"Nos tempos da antiga Uni\u00e3o Sovi\u00e9tica, Anatoly Belenky, judeu,\u00a0 estava na pris\u00e3o por ter insistido em um pedido para\u00a0 emigrar para Israel. Enquanto estava na cadeia, dedicava-se ao estudo de hebraico. Um dia um dos guardas resolveu zombar com ele: - \"Porque est\u00e1 perdendo teu tempo estudando essa l\u00edngua? 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O Rabino respondeu: - \"Pe\u00e7a o div\u00f3rcio\". 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