{"id":159,"date":"2020-12-14T11:45:00","date_gmt":"2020-12-14T14:45:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/frases-dos-melhores-humoristas-judeus-2\/"},"modified":"2020-12-14T11:45:22","modified_gmt":"2020-12-14T14:45:22","slug":"frases-dos-melhores-humoristas-judeus-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/frases-dos-melhores-humoristas-judeus-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Frases dos Melhores Humoristas Judeus (2)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\"><strong>Oscar Levant <\/strong><em>(Pittsburgh (EUA), 27\/12\/1906 \u2013 Los Angeles (EUA), 14\/8\/1972)<\/em><strong><br \/>\n<\/strong>&#8211; \u201cExiste uma linha t\u00eanue entre a genialidade e a insanidade. Eu apaguei essa linha.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\"><strong>Eddie Cantor\u00a0<\/strong>(<em>Edward Israel Iskovitz \u2013 Nova York, 21\/9\/1892 \u2013 Beverly Hills, 10\/10\/1964<\/em>)<br \/>\n&#8211; \u201cO casamento \u00e9 uma tentativa de resolver juntos os problemas que voc\u00ea n\u00e3o teve quando era solteiro.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\"><strong>Woody Allen<\/strong>\u00a0<em>(<\/em><i>Allan Stewart K\u00f6nigsberg \u2013 Nova York, 1\/12\/1935)<br \/>\n<\/i>&#8211; \u201c\u00c9 muito dif\u00edcil conseguir que tua cabe\u00e7a e teu cora\u00e7\u00e3o se juntem na vida. No meu caso, nem sequer s\u00e3o amigos.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\"><strong>Joan Rivers<\/strong>\u00a0(<em>Joan Alexandra Molinsky \u2013 Nova York, 8\/6\/1933 \u2013 4\/9\/2014)<br \/>\n<\/em>&#8211; &#8220;Atualmente meu melhor m\u00e9todo contraceptivo \u00e9 deixar a luz acesa.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\"><strong>Groucho Marx<\/strong>\u00a0<i><em>(Julius Henry Marx \u2013 New York (EUA), 2\/10\/1989 \u2013 Los Angeles (EUA), 19\/8\/1977)<\/em><\/i><br \/>\n&#8211; \u201cSe o dinheiro n\u00e3o pode comprar a felicidade, ele certamente deixa voc\u00ea escolher tua pr\u00f3pria forma de mis\u00e9ria.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"19839\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/frases-dos-melhores-humoristas-judeus-2\/dinheiro-8\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/Dinheiro.jpg?fit=300%2C168&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"300,168\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Dinheiro\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/Dinheiro.jpg?fit=300%2C168&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/Dinheiro.jpg?fit=300%2C168&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-19839\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/Dinheiro.jpg?resize=300%2C168&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"168\" \/><\/p>\n<div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oscar Levant (Pittsburgh (EUA), 27\/12\/1906 \u2013 Los Angeles (EUA), 14\/8\/1972) &#8211; \u201cExiste uma linha t\u00eanue entre a genialidade e a insanidade. 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Felizmente n\u00e3o era minha\".\u00a0 *\u00a0Rodney Dangerfield\u00a0(Jacob Cohen \u2013 Long Island (EUA), 22\/11\/1921 \u2013 Los Angeles (EUA),\u2026","rel":"","context":"Em &quot;Sem categoria&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Sem categoria","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/category\/sem-categoria\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/Rel%C3%B3gio.jpg?fit=750%2C500&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/Rel%C3%B3gio.jpg?fit=750%2C500&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/Rel%C3%B3gio.jpg?fit=750%2C500&ssl=1&resize=525%2C300 1.5x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/Rel%C3%B3gio.jpg?fit=750%2C500&ssl=1&resize=700%2C400 2x"},"classes":[]},{"id":10533,"url":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/a-ligacao-do-presidente-dos-eua-com-o-pianista\/","url_meta":{"origin":159,"position":2},"title":"A Liga\u00e7\u00e3o do Presidente dos EUA com o Pianista","author":"Gerson Guelmann","date":"21 de mar\u00e7o de 2018","format":false,"excerpt":"Ignacy Jan Paderewski\u00a0 Kurylovka (Pol\u00f4nia), 18\/11\/1850 Nova York (EUA), 29\/6\/1941 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0Herbert Hoover\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0\u2026","rel":"","context":"Em &quot;Sem categoria&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Sem categoria","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/category\/sem-categoria\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/HH.jpg?fit=350%2C235&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":112,"url":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/frases-dos-melhores-humoristas-judeus-45\/","url_meta":{"origin":159,"position":3},"title":"Frases dos Melhores Humoristas Judeus (45)","author":"Gerson Guelmann","date":"25 de outubro de 2021","format":false,"excerpt":"* Woody Allen (Allan Stewart K\u00f6nigsberg - Nova York, 1\/12\/1935) - \u201cMinha educa\u00e7\u00e3o foi p\u00e9ssima, eu frequentei uma escola para professores com dist\u00farbios emocionais.\u201d * Milton Berle (Mendel Berlinger - Nova York, 12\/7\/1908 \u00a0\u2013 Los Angeles,\u00a027\/3\/2002) - \u201cUma boa esposa sempre perdoa o marido quando ela est\u00e1 errada.\u201d * Groucho\u2026","rel":"","context":"Em &quot;Sem categoria&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Sem categoria","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/category\/sem-categoria\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/decimal-fractions.jpg?fit=1200%2C900&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/decimal-fractions.jpg?fit=1200%2C900&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/decimal-fractions.jpg?fit=1200%2C900&ssl=1&resize=525%2C300 1.5x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/decimal-fractions.jpg?fit=1200%2C900&ssl=1&resize=700%2C400 2x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/decimal-fractions.jpg?fit=1200%2C900&ssl=1&resize=1050%2C600 3x"},"classes":[]},{"id":9697,"url":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/frases-dos-melhores-humoristas-judeus-46\/","url_meta":{"origin":159,"position":4},"title":"Frases dos Melhores Humoristas Judeus (46)","author":"Gerson Guelmann","date":"15 de novembro de 2021","format":false,"excerpt":"*\u00a0Victor Borge\u00a0(B\u00f8rge Rosenbaum \u2013 Copenhague (Dinamarca), 3\/1\/1909 \u2013 Greenwich (EUA), 23\/12\/2000)- \"A diferen\u00e7a entre um violino e um violoncelo \u00e9 que o violoncelo queima durante mais tempo\" *\u00a0Mel Brooks\u00a0(Melvin Kaminsky \u2013 Nova York (EUA), 28\/6\/1926) \u2013 \u201cTrag\u00e9dia \u00e9 quando eu corto meu dedo; 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