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Acaba de ser lan\u00e7ada a Secret\u00e1ria Eletr\u00f4nica da M\u00e3e Judia, com vers\u00e3o anal\u00f3gica para telefones fixos e digital para aplicativos de mensagens instant\u00e2neas:<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

– Se voc\u00ea quer “varenikes” (\u2217) , aperte 1;<\/span><\/em><\/span>
\n– Se voc\u00ea quer rosbife, aperte 2;<\/span><\/em><\/span>
\n– Se voc\u00ea quer caldo de galinha, aperte 3<\/span><\/em><\/span>
\n– Se voc\u00ea quer bolo de mel, aperte 4<\/span><\/em><\/span>
\n– Se voc\u00ea quer compota, aperte 5;
\n<\/span>– Se voc\u00ea quer deixar as crian\u00e7as aqui em casa, aperte 6;<\/span><\/em><\/span>
\n– Se voc\u00ea quer saber como estou passando, voc\u00ea ligou para o n\u00famero errado, porque ningu\u00e9m liga para saber como estou me sentindo.<\/span><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

(\u2217) Varenike, Perohe ou Pierogi, denomina\u00e7\u00e3o que varia de acordo com o pa\u00eds de proced\u00eancia, s\u00e3o pasteis cozidos, comumente recheados com batata, requeij\u00e3o ou cebola. S\u00e3o servidos com molho de carne ou nata e s\u00e3o muito consumidos pelos judeus de origem Europ\u00e9ia.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Gosta da Cultura e do Humor Judaico?<\/strong><\/em><\/span>
\nSe voc\u00ea gostou da publica\u00e7\u00e3o, compartilhe o link clicando nos \u00edcones abaixo. N\u00c3O COPIE E COLE. Com isso voc\u00ea respeitar\u00e1 e valorizar\u00e1 meu trabalho de pesquisa, tradu\u00e7\u00e3o e adapta\u00e7\u00e3o desse material.<\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

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\nFoto – Pixabay<\/strong><\/em><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Acaba de ser lan\u00e7ada a Secret\u00e1ria Eletr\u00f4nica da M\u00e3e Judia, com vers\u00e3o anal\u00f3gica para telefones fixos e digital para aplicativos de mensagens instant\u00e2neas: – Se voc\u00ea quer “varenikes” (\u2217) , aperte 1; – Se voc\u00ea quer rosbife, aperte 2; – Se voc\u00ea quer caldo de galinha, aperte 3 – Se voc\u00ea quer bolo de mel, 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N\u00e3o sei como voc\u00ea pode enxergar de t\u00e3o longe.\u201d - \u201cN\u00e3o precisa\u2026","rel":"","context":"Em "Sem categoria"","block_context":{"text":"Sem categoria","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/category\/sem-categoria\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/MAE-1.jpg?fit=687%2C1031&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/MAE-1.jpg?fit=687%2C1031&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/MAE-1.jpg?fit=687%2C1031&ssl=1&resize=525%2C300 1.5x"},"classes":[]},{"id":186,"url":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/mais-algumas-de-maes-judias\/","url_meta":{"origin":1599,"position":4},"title":"Mais Algumas de M\u00e3es Judias","author":"Gerson Guelmann","date":"17 de fevereiro de 2022","format":false,"excerpt":"1. 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