{"id":163,"date":"2022-07-21T16:43:00","date_gmt":"2022-07-21T19:43:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/da-ester-e-o-ar-condicionado\/"},"modified":"2022-07-21T16:44:58","modified_gmt":"2022-07-21T19:44:58","slug":"da-ester-e-o-ar-condicionado-do-restaurante","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/da-ester-e-o-ar-condicionado-do-restaurante\/","title":{"rendered":"Da. Ester e o Ar-Condicionado do Restaurante"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">D\u00aa Ester, cliente ass\u00eddua de um restaurante de Miami frequentado por judeus aposentados, n\u00e3o parava de perturbar o gar\u00e7om.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">Durante o almo\u00e7o, ora pedia para que aumentasse o ar-condicionado porque estava muito quente, ora para que diminu\u00edsse porque estava frio.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">Era assim o tempo todo. Sem pressa para sair, n\u00e3o dava sossego ao atendente.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">Outro patr\u00edcio que comia no mesmo lugar observava o vai e vem do funcion\u00e1rio e n\u00e3o entendia como ele se sujeitava ao capricho da senhorinha.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">Quando foi pagar a conta elogiou a maneira gentil como o homem atendia a idosa e perguntou como conseguia ser t\u00e3o paciente.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">A resposta:<\/span><br \/>\n<em><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">&#8211; \u201cEla v\u00eam aqui h\u00e1 muitos anos, \u00e9 vi\u00fava e sozinha, e minha obriga\u00e7\u00e3o \u00e9 atende-la. E, quer saber? O ar-condicionado est\u00e1 estragado h\u00e1 meses\u201d.<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #808080; font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"><em><strong>Gosta da Cultura e do Humor Judaico?<\/strong><\/em><\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #808080; font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"><em><strong>Se voc\u00ea gostou da publica\u00e7\u00e3o, compartilhe o link clicando nos \u00edcones abaixo. N\u00c3O COPIE E COLE. Com isso voc\u00ea respeitar\u00e1 e valorizar\u00e1 meu trabalho de pesquisa, tradu\u00e7\u00e3o e adapta\u00e7\u00e3o desse material. <\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<div style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"22970\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/da-ester-e-o-ar-condicionado-do-restaurante\/miami-2\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/MIAMI.jpg?fit=7952%2C5304&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"7952,5304\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"MIAMI\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/MIAMI.jpg?fit=640%2C427&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-22970\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/MIAMI.jpg?resize=300%2C200&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/MIAMI.jpg?resize=300%2C200&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/MIAMI.jpg?resize=1024%2C683&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/MIAMI.jpg?resize=768%2C512&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/MIAMI.jpg?resize=1536%2C1025&amp;ssl=1 1536w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/MIAMI.jpg?resize=750%2C500&amp;ssl=1 750w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/MIAMI.jpg?w=1280&amp;ssl=1 1280w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/MIAMI.jpg?w=1920&amp;ssl=1 1920w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/unsplash.com\/photos\/kHP6Lfd8e_0\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 8pt;\"><em><strong>Foto: Tuan Nguyen &#8211; Unsplash<\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/a><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>D\u00aa Ester, cliente ass\u00eddua de um restaurante de Miami frequentado por judeus aposentados, n\u00e3o parava de perturbar o gar\u00e7om. 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