{"id":16332,"date":"2019-04-08T20:18:39","date_gmt":"2019-04-08T23:18:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/?p=16332"},"modified":"2019-04-08T20:42:35","modified_gmt":"2019-04-08T23:42:35","slug":"os-malditos-guarda-chuvas-as-marquises-e-as-galochas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/os-malditos-guarda-chuvas-as-marquises-e-as-galochas\/","title":{"rendered":"Os Malditos Guarda-chuvas, as Marquises e as Galochas"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"\" data-block=\"true\" data-editor=\"dsjn2\" data-offset-key=\"d2vue-0-0\">\n<div class=\"_1mf _1mj\" data-offset-key=\"d2vue-0-0\">\n<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\" data-offset-key=\"d2vue-0-0\">Se em um dia de chuva voc\u00ea for agredido por um guarda-chuva enquanto tenta proteger tua careca andando sob uma marquise, pode apostar:<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"\" data-block=\"true\" data-editor=\"dsjn2\" data-offset-key=\"1cqke-0-0\">\n<div class=\"_1mf _1mj\" data-offset-key=\"1cqke-0-0\">\n<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\" data-offset-key=\"1cqke-0-0\">&#8211; o propriet\u00e1rio do utens\u00edlio e respons\u00e1vel pelo abalroamento \u00e9 um leg\u00edtimo Curitibano (com C mai\u00fasculo, como conv\u00e9m).<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">Se ainda houver d\u00favida, veja se a indument\u00e1ria n\u00e3o inclui galochas.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div data-offset-key=\"1cqke-0-0\"><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\" data-offset-key=\"1cqke-0-0\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"16333\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/os-malditos-guarda-chuvas-as-marquises-e-as-galochas\/umbrella-sidewalk\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/umbrella-sidewalk.jpg?fit=1880%2C1253&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"1880,1253\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"umbrella sidewalk\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/umbrella-sidewalk.jpg?fit=300%2C200&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/umbrella-sidewalk.jpg?fit=640%2C426&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-16333\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/umbrella-sidewalk.jpg?resize=300%2C200&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/umbrella-sidewalk.jpg?resize=300%2C200&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/umbrella-sidewalk.jpg?resize=768%2C512&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/umbrella-sidewalk.jpg?resize=1024%2C682&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/umbrella-sidewalk.jpg?resize=750%2C500&amp;ssl=1 750w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/umbrella-sidewalk.jpg?w=1880&amp;ssl=1 1880w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/umbrella-sidewalk.jpg?w=1280&amp;ssl=1 1280w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/div>\n<div class=\"\" data-block=\"true\" data-editor=\"dsjn2\" data-offset-key=\"1cqke-0-0\">\n<div data-offset-key=\"1cqke-0-0\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Se em um dia de chuva voc\u00ea for agredido por um guarda-chuva enquanto tenta proteger tua careca andando sob uma marquise, pode apostar: &#8211; o propriet\u00e1rio do utens\u00edlio e respons\u00e1vel pelo abalroamento \u00e9 um leg\u00edtimo Curitibano (com C mai\u00fasculo, como conv\u00e9m). 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