    {"id":16569,"date":"2019-05-08T17:06:45","date_gmt":"2019-05-08T20:06:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/?p=16569"},"modified":"2019-05-08T17:06:45","modified_gmt":"2019-05-08T20:06:45","slug":"piada-pronta-suzane-von-richthofen-saira-da-cadeia-no-dia-das-maes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/piada-pronta-suzane-von-richthofen-saira-da-cadeia-no-dia-das-maes\/","title":{"rendered":"Piada Pronta: Suzane von Richthofen Sair\u00e1 da Cadeia no Dia das M\u00e3es"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">N\u00e3o h\u00e1 nenhuma d\u00favida de que certas coisas s\u00f3 acontecem aqui no Brasil Varonil.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">Mais uma vez a Suzane von Richthofen, condenada a 39 anos de pris\u00e3o por ter arquitetado o assassinato de seus pais, juntamente com o namorado e o irm\u00e3o, crime levado a cabo em 31 de outubro de 2002, j\u00e1 deixou a pris\u00e3o para comemorar o feriado do Dias das M\u00e3es no pr\u00f3ximo domingo.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">Mas o absurdo n\u00e3o para a\u00ed: Anna Carolina Jatob\u00e1, condenada pela morte da enteada Isabela Nardoni, tamb\u00e9m deixou o pres\u00eddio na manh\u00e3 de hoje, pelo mesmo benef\u00edcio, conhecido como &#8220;saidinha&#8221;.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">Leia a mat\u00e9ria publicada no G1 Vale do Para\u00edba e Regi\u00e3o:<\/span><\/p>\n<div class=\"row content-head non-featured \">\n<div class=\"title\">\n<p class=\"content-head__title\"><span style=\"font-size: 24pt;\"><strong><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Suzane von Richthofen deixa pris\u00e3o para &#8216;saidinha&#8217; tempor\u00e1ria de Dia das M\u00e3es<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"medium-centered subtitle\">\n<p class=\"content-head__subtitle\"><span style=\"font-size: 18pt;\"><strong><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Detenta chegou a ser punida com a perda de tr\u00eas sa\u00eddas tempor\u00e1rias ap\u00f3s ter sido flagrada em festa na saidinha de fim de ano, mas Justi\u00e7a cancelou o &#8216;castigo&#8217; por considerar que ela n\u00e3o havia infringido a regra.<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"content__signa-share\">\n<div class=\"content__signature\">\n<div class=\"content-publication-data\">\n<div class=\"content-publication-data__text\">\n<p class=\"content-publication-data__from\" title=\"G1 Vale do Para\u00edba e Regi\u00e3o\"><strong><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Por G1 Vale do Para\u00edba e Regi\u00e3o &#8211;\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><time datetime=\"2019-05-08T11:24:27.807Z\">08\/05\/2019 08h24\u00a0<\/time><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<div class=\"mc-column content-text active-extra-styles active-capital-letter\" data-block-type=\"unstyled\" data-block-weight=\"43\" data-block-id=\"2\">\n<p class=\"content-text__container theme-color-primary-first-letter\" data-track-category=\"Link no Texto\" data-track-links=\"\"><span style=\"color: #000000; font-size: 14pt;\">Suzane von Richthofen deixou a pris\u00e3o no in\u00edcio da manh\u00e3 desta quarta-feira (8) para &#8216;saidinha&#8217; do Dia das M\u00e3es. Ela deve ficar em liberdade at\u00e9 o dia 14 de maio, quando deve retornar \u00e0 Penitenci\u00e1ria feminina Santa Maria Eufr\u00e1sia Pelletier em Trememb\u00e9 (SP).<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"wall protected-content\">\n<div class=\"mc-column content-text active-extra-styles \" data-block-type=\"unstyled\" data-block-weight=\"52\" data-block-id=\"3\">\n<p class=\"content-text__container \" data-track-category=\"Link no Texto\" data-track-links=\"\"><span style=\"color: #000000; font-size: 14pt;\">Condenada a 39 anos de pris\u00e3o por matar os pais, Suzane deixou a P1 feminina por volta das 8h15. Logo ao sair da pris\u00e3o, ela encontrou uma mulher e entrou em um carro para deixar o local. Outras presas beneficiadas com a sa\u00edda tempor\u00e1ria ajudaram para que Suzane deixasse o local rapidamente.<\/span><\/p>\n<div class=\"mc-column content-text active-extra-styles \" data-block-type=\"unstyled\" data-block-weight=\"55\" data-block-id=\"5\">\n<p class=\"content-text__container \" data-track-category=\"Link no Texto\" data-track-links=\"\"><span style=\"color: #000000; font-size: 14pt;\">Essa \u00e9 a primeira vez que Suzane deixa a pris\u00e3o no ano. A detenta chegou a ser\u00a0punida com a perda de tr\u00eas sa\u00eddas tempor\u00e1rias ap\u00f3s ter sido flagrada em uma festa\u00a0em Taubat\u00e9 na saidinha de fim de ano, mas a\u00a0Justi\u00e7a cancelou o &#8216;castigo&#8217; por considerar que ela n\u00e3o havia infringido a regra.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"mc-column content-text active-extra-styles \" data-block-type=\"unstyled\" data-block-weight=\"31\" data-block-id=\"6\">\n<p class=\"content-text__container \" data-track-category=\"Link no Texto\" data-track-links=\"\"><span style=\"color: #000000; font-size: 14pt;\">Suzane von Richthofen obteve a progress\u00e3o do regime fechado para o semiaberto em outubro de 2015. A primeira sa\u00edda dela aconteceu em mar\u00e7o de 2016, beneficiada pela sa\u00edda tempor\u00e1ria de P\u00e1scoa.<\/span><\/p>\n<article>\n<div class=\"wall protected-content\">\n<div class=\"mc-column content-text active-extra-styles \" data-block-type=\"unstyled\" data-block-weight=\"44\" data-block-id=\"9\">\n<p class=\"content-text__container \" data-track-category=\"Link no Texto\" data-track-links=\"\"><span style=\"color: #000000; font-size: 14pt;\">Al\u00e9m de Suzane, a detenta Anna Carolina Jatob\u00e1, condenada pela morte da enteada Isabela Nardoni, deixou o pres\u00eddio na manh\u00e3 desta quarta-feira. Por volta de 8h05, ela saiu da unidade, encontrou uma mulher que a aguardava, entrou em um carro e deixou o local.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"mc-column content-text active-extra-styles \" data-block-type=\"unstyled\" data-block-weight=\"53\" data-block-id=\"10\">\n<p class=\"content-text__container \" data-track-category=\"Link no Texto\" data-track-links=\"\"><span style=\"color: #000000; font-size: 14pt;\">Anna e o marido, Alexandre Nardoni, que tamb\u00e9m est\u00e1 preso em Trememb\u00e9, pediram a redu\u00e7\u00e3o da pena ao Supremo Tribunal Federal (STF). Ele foi condenado a 30 anos e dois meses de pris\u00e3o enquanto a madrasta da menina teve como pena 26 anos e oito meses de cadeia. Eles aguardam an\u00e1lise do pedido.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"mc-column content-text active-extra-styles\" data-block-type=\"raw\" data-block-weight=\"2\" data-block-id=\"11\">\n<div class=\"content-intertitle\">\n<h2><span style=\"color: #000000; font-size: 14pt;\">Sa\u00edda tempor\u00e1ria<\/span><\/h2>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"mc-column content-text active-extra-styles \" data-block-type=\"unstyled\" data-block-weight=\"43\" data-block-id=\"12\">\n<p class=\"content-text__container \" data-track-category=\"Link no Texto\" data-track-links=\"\"><span style=\"color: #000000; font-size: 14pt;\">O benef\u00edcio de\u00a0sa\u00edda tempor\u00e1ria de Dia das M\u00e3es \u00e9 concedido a 3,2 mil presos do sistema prisional\u00a0no Vale do Para\u00edba. A sa\u00edda come\u00e7ou na ter\u00e7a-feira (7) e os presidi\u00e1rios devem voltar para a cadeia a partir do dia 13 de maio.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"mc-column content-text active-extra-styles \" data-block-type=\"unstyled\" data-block-weight=\"51\" data-block-id=\"13\">\n<p class=\"content-text__container \" data-track-category=\"Link no Texto\" data-track-links=\"\"><span style=\"color: #000000; font-size: 14pt;\">A maioria dos detentos liberados \u00e9 do Centro de Progress\u00e3o Penitenci\u00e1ria Edgar Magalh\u00e3es Noronha (CPP &#8211; &#8216;antigo Pemano&#8217;). O benef\u00edcio vai ser concedido a 2,6 mil da unidade. Al\u00e9m deles, tamb\u00e9m receber\u00e3o o benef\u00edcio os presos da P1 e P2 masculina de Trememb\u00e9, da Potim 2 e feminina de S\u00e3o Jos\u00e9.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"mc-column content-text active-extra-styles \" data-block-type=\"unstyled\" data-block-weight=\"46\" data-block-id=\"14\">\n<p class=\"content-text__container \" data-track-category=\"Link no Texto\" data-track-links=\"\"><span style=\"color: #000000; font-size: 14pt;\">A sa\u00edda tempor\u00e1ria \u00e9 um benef\u00edcio do sistema prisional aos internos que cumprem pena em regime semiaberto. No caso da sa\u00edda do Dia das M\u00e3es,\u00a0a sa\u00edda tempor\u00e1ria ser\u00e1 limitada a sete dias por determina\u00e7\u00e3o da Justi\u00e7a, que atendeu a mandados de seguran\u00e7a do Minist\u00e9rio P\u00fablico.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"mc-column content-text active-extra-styles \" data-block-type=\"unstyled\" data-block-weight=\"46\" data-block-id=\"15\">\n<p class=\"content-text__container \" data-track-category=\"Link no Texto\" data-track-links=\"\"><span style=\"color: #000000; font-size: 14pt;\">A decis\u00e3o obrigou a altera\u00e7\u00e3o de uma portaria da Vara de Execu\u00e7\u00f5es Criminais (VEC) sobre o calend\u00e1rio de &#8216;saidinhas&#8217;, passando de cinco para tr\u00eas sa\u00eddas ao ano, por\u00e9m com lapso temporal maior \u2013 entre 10 e 15 dias de liberdade, cada uma, por meio do benef\u00edcio.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"mc-column content-text active-extra-styles \" data-block-type=\"unstyled\" data-block-weight=\"49\" data-block-id=\"16\">\n<p class=\"content-text__container \" data-track-category=\"Link no Texto\" data-track-links=\"\"><span style=\"color: #000000; font-size: 14pt;\">Segundo a lei de execu\u00e7\u00f5es penais, o preso que cumpre pena em regime semiaberto pode ficar at\u00e9 35 dias em liberdade. Por\u00e9m, a lei tamb\u00e9m estabelece que cada sa\u00edda n\u00e3o pode ultrapassar per\u00edodo de sete dias. O benef\u00edcio \u00e9 aplicado durante processo de ressocializa\u00e7\u00e3o para progress\u00e3o ao regime aberto.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"mc-column content-text active-extra-styles \" data-block-type=\"unstyled\" data-block-weight=\"44\" data-block-id=\"18\">\n<p class=\"content-text__container \" data-track-category=\"Link no Texto\" data-track-links=\"\"><span style=\"color: #000000; font-size: 14pt;\">O calend\u00e1rio das sa\u00eddas tempor\u00e1rias \u00e9 definido pela Vara de Execu\u00e7\u00f5es Penais de cada regi\u00e3o. No Vale, os presos sa\u00edam, at\u00e9 2018, cinco vezes ao ano \u2013 sendo na P\u00e1scoa, Dia das M\u00e3es, Dia dos Pais, Dia das Crian\u00e7as e Natal e Ano novo.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"mc-column content-text active-extra-styles\" data-block-type=\"raw\" data-block-weight=\"2\" data-block-id=\"19\">\n<div class=\"content-intertitle\">\n<h2><span style=\"color: #000000; font-size: 14pt;\">Mudan\u00e7a contestada<\/span><\/h2>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"mc-column content-text active-extra-styles \" data-block-type=\"unstyled\" data-block-weight=\"21\" data-block-id=\"20\">\n<p class=\"content-text__container \" data-track-category=\"Link no Texto\" data-track-links=\"\"><span style=\"color: #000000; font-size: 14pt;\">Uma portaria publicada em abril pela ju\u00edza Sueli Zeraik, ap\u00f3s discuss\u00e3o com os diretores dos pres\u00eddios, alterou o calend\u00e1rio em 2019.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"mc-column content-text active-extra-styles \" data-block-type=\"unstyled\" data-block-weight=\"45\" data-block-id=\"21\">\n<p class=\"content-text__container \" data-track-category=\"Link no Texto\" data-track-links=\"\"><span style=\"color: #000000; font-size: 14pt;\">No documento, a ju\u00edza determinou tr\u00eas sa\u00eddas: Dia das M\u00e3es e Dia dos Pais, com dez dias de liberdade em cada; e Natal e Ano novo, com 15 dias. A medida come\u00e7ou a valer j\u00e1 em abril, quando a sa\u00edda de P\u00e1scoa deixou de ocorrer.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"mc-column content-text active-extra-styles \" data-block-type=\"unstyled\" data-block-weight=\"18\" data-block-id=\"22\">\n<p class=\"content-text__container \" data-track-category=\"Link no Texto\" data-track-links=\"\"><span style=\"color: #000000; font-size: 14pt;\">A altera\u00e7\u00e3o foi contestada na Justi\u00e7a pelo Minist\u00e9rio P\u00fablico, que impetrou os mandados de seguran\u00e7a contra a mudan\u00e7a.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"mc-column content-text active-extra-styles \" data-block-type=\"unstyled\" data-block-weight=\"36\" data-block-id=\"23\">\n<p class=\"content-text__container \" data-track-category=\"Link no Texto\" data-track-links=\"\"><span style=\"color: #000000; font-size: 14pt;\">O pedido foi acatado de forma liminar, com redu\u00e7\u00e3o no per\u00edodo da saidinha no Dia das M\u00e3es. O m\u00e9rito da a\u00e7\u00e3o, que quer impor a mesma restri\u00e7\u00e3o \u00e0s demais datas, n\u00e3o foi julgado. N\u00e3o h\u00e1 prazo.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"mc-column content-text active-extra-styles\" data-block-type=\"raw\" data-block-weight=\"3\" data-block-id=\"24\">\n<div class=\"content-intertitle\">\n<h2><span style=\"color: #000000; font-size: 14pt;\">Sem sa\u00edda tempor\u00e1ria<\/span><\/h2>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"mc-column content-text active-extra-styles \" data-block-type=\"unstyled\" data-block-weight=\"57\" data-block-id=\"25\">\n<p class=\"content-text__container \" data-track-category=\"Link no Texto\" data-track-links=\"\"><span style=\"color: #000000; font-size: 14pt;\">Apesar de ter obtido a progress\u00e3o de pena ao regime semiaberto em abril, o detento Alexandre Nardoni, n\u00e3o ser\u00e1 beneficiado com a sa\u00edda tempor\u00e1ria desta vez. Ele ter\u00e1 que esperar a saidinha de Dia dos Pais, pois a lei prev\u00ea que o detento cumpra um lapso temporal de 30 dias para deixar a pris\u00e3o pela primeira vez.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"mc-column content-text active-extra-styles \" data-block-type=\"unstyled\" data-block-weight=\"45\" data-block-id=\"26\">\n<p class=\"content-text__container \" data-track-category=\"Link no Texto\" data-track-links=\"\"><span style=\"color: #000000; font-size: 14pt;\">No semiaberto h\u00e1 a possibilidade do detento trabalhar fora da unidade durante o dia e voltar para unidade somente para dormir. Al\u00e9m disso, os presidi\u00e1rios neste regime, e com bom comportamento, podem deixar a pris\u00e3o por at\u00e9 35 dias ao ano, durante as sa\u00eddas tempor\u00e1rias.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div data-track-category=\"multicontent\" data-track-action=\"ultimo chunk conteudo\" data-track-noninteraction=\"false\" data-track-scroll=\"view\">\n<div class=\"mc-column content-text active-extra-styles \" data-block-type=\"unstyled\" data-block-weight=\"15\" data-block-id=\"27\">\n<p class=\"content-text__container \" data-track-category=\"Link no Texto\" data-track-links=\"\"><span style=\"color: #000000; font-size: 14pt;\">O Minist\u00e9rio P\u00fablico recorre da decis\u00e3o que beneficiou Alexandre Nardoni com a progress\u00e3o ao semiaberto.<\/span><\/p>\n<p data-track-category=\"Link no Texto\" data-track-links=\"\"><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">Para ler a mat\u00e9ria no site, clique <span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><a style=\"color: #0000ff;\" href=\"https:\/\/g1.globo.com\/sp\/vale-do-paraiba-regiao\/noticia\/2019\/05\/08\/suzane-von-richthofen-deixa-prisao-para-saidinha-temporaria-de-dia-das-maes.ghtml\"><em><strong>aqui<\/strong><\/em><\/a><\/span>.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/article>\n<div class=\"mc-column entities\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"mc-column comments\">\n<div id=\"boxComentarios\" class=\"glbComentarios\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"16570\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/piada-pronta-suzane-von-richthofen-saira-da-cadeia-no-dia-das-maes\/woman-jail\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/woman-jail.jpg?fit=750%2C500&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"750,500\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"woman jail\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/woman-jail.jpg?fit=300%2C200&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/woman-jail.jpg?fit=640%2C427&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-16570\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/woman-jail.jpg?resize=300%2C200&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/woman-jail.jpg?resize=300%2C200&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/woman-jail.jpg?w=750&amp;ssl=1 750w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"row medium-uncollapsed content-media content-photo\" data-block-type=\"backstage-photo\" data-block-id=\"4\">\n<div class=\"mc-column content-media__container\">\n<div class=\"progressive-img can-open-lightbox\" data-min-size=\"1008x592\" data-min-size-url=\"https:\/\/s2.glbimg.com\/Y_3lWQ0uxMwm488ssdF8ihAj0tM=\/422x200:1920x1080\/1008x0\/smart\/filters:strip_icc()\/i.s3.glbimg.com\/v1\/AUTH_59edd422c0c84a879bd37670ae4f538a\/internal_photos\/bs\/2019\/g\/d\/0HaBt0Q3mlFbnu2F5H2A\/suzane11.jpg\" data-max-size=\"1600x939\" data-max-size-url=\"https:\/\/s2.glbimg.com\/a6yx3wnD_GJukLSNvoi74qt8FLI=\/422x200:1920x1080\/1600x0\/smart\/filters:strip_icc()\/i.s3.glbimg.com\/v1\/AUTH_59edd422c0c84a879bd37670ae4f538a\/internal_photos\/bs\/2019\/g\/d\/0HaBt0Q3mlFbnu2F5H2A\/suzane11.jpg\" data-media-index=\"0\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">\u00a0<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"content__share-bar\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">\u00a0<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>N\u00e3o h\u00e1 nenhuma d\u00favida de que certas coisas s\u00f3 acontecem aqui no Brasil Varonil. 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