{"id":16639,"date":"2019-05-14T19:19:10","date_gmt":"2019-05-14T22:19:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/?p=16639"},"modified":"2019-05-14T19:19:10","modified_gmt":"2019-05-14T22:19:10","slug":"a-alegria-do-recem-separado","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/a-alegria-do-recem-separado\/","title":{"rendered":"A Alegria do Rec\u00e9m Separado"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"16640\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/a-alegria-do-recem-separado\/separado\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/separado.jpg?fit=814%2C500&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"814,500\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"separado\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/separado.jpg?fit=300%2C184&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/separado.jpg?fit=640%2C393&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-16640\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/separado.jpg?resize=300%2C184&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"184\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/separado.jpg?resize=300%2C184&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/separado.jpg?resize=768%2C472&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/separado.jpg?w=814&amp;ssl=1 814w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">Quando dizem que &#8220;o brasileiro precisa ser analisado pela NASA&#8221;, acredite.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">Uma das provas dessa afirma\u00e7\u00e3o \u00e9 o v\u00eddeo abaixo, publicado no YouTube.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">Veja a alegria do cara que foi flagrado andando na estrada com sua Brasilia, em cujo vidro traseiro fez quest\u00e3o de anunciar: <em>&#8220;REC\u00c9M SEPARADO&#8221;<\/em>.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">Mais um detalhe: ele leva no teto uma prancha, provavelmente o \u00fanico bem que lhe restou (teria sido o surf a raz\u00e3o da separa\u00e7\u00e3o?).<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/hyHH7dCpZCQ?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=pt-BR&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Quando dizem que &#8220;o brasileiro precisa ser analisado pela NASA&#8221;, acredite. 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A loja tinha cinco andares e na entrada foi colocado um aviso com as regras: - \"Voc\u00ea poder\u00e1 entrar para escolher uma \u00fanica vez. 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