{"id":16711,"date":"2019-05-23T19:34:49","date_gmt":"2019-05-23T22:34:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/?p=16711"},"modified":"2019-05-23T19:34:49","modified_gmt":"2019-05-23T22:34:49","slug":"voce-faz-coco-do-jeito-errado-pode-acreditar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/voce-faz-coco-do-jeito-errado-pode-acreditar\/","title":{"rendered":"Voc\u00ea Faz Coco do Jeito Errado, Pode Acreditar!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"16712\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/voce-faz-coco-do-jeito-errado-pode-acreditar\/coco-2\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/Coco.jpg?fit=1280%2C720&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"1280,720\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Coco\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/Coco.jpg?fit=300%2C169&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/Coco.jpg?fit=640%2C360&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-16712\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/Coco.jpg?resize=300%2C169&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"169\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/Coco.jpg?resize=300%2C169&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/Coco.jpg?resize=768%2C432&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/Coco.jpg?resize=1024%2C576&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/Coco.jpg?w=1280&amp;ssl=1 1280w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: 10pt; color: #808080;\"><em><strong>Foto: YouTube<\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">Pois \u00e9.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">De repente voc\u00ea descobre que, n\u00e3o importa a idade, est\u00e1 fazendo coco do jeito errado, a menos que seja uma dessas raras pessoas que dominem a t\u00e9cnica ensinada no v\u00eddeo abaixo, apresentado pelo conhecido Dr. Drauzio Varella.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/sfH-owuRo7E?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=pt-BR&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Foto: YouTube Pois \u00e9. 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