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\u00c9 paix\u00e3o?<\/span><\/strong><\/em>
\nIsaac pergunta ao amigo:<\/span>
\n– Tua mulher faz sexo com voc\u00ea por amor ou por interesse?<\/span><\/em>
\n– Acho que por amor!<\/span><\/em>
\n– E como voc\u00ea sabe?<\/span><\/em>
\n– Porque ela n\u00e3o mostra nenhum interesse.<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

Heran\u00e7a<\/span><\/strong><\/em>
\nDois judeus falam de um amigo que acaba de morrer.<\/span>
\n– Ele deixou tudo o que tinha para um orfanato.<\/span><\/em>
\n– E o que \u00e9 que ele tinha?<\/span><\/em>
\n– Seis \u00f3rf\u00e3os.<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

Como \u00e9 que \u00e9?<\/span><\/strong><\/em>
\nE Mois\u00e9s disse ao Senhor, no Monte Sinai:<\/span>
\n– Deixa eu ver se entendi direito: n\u00f3s somos o povo escolhido e vamos ter que cortar o que?<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

Desligada das coisas<\/span><\/strong><\/em>
\nFrida sempre confunde os comprimidos de Valium com as pilulas anticoncepcionais. Ela tem 8 filhos, mas n\u00e3o est\u00e1 nem a\u00ed.<\/span><\/p>\n

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\nFoto:\u00a0Hasty Words – Pixabay<\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n

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\u00c9 paix\u00e3o? Isaac pergunta ao amigo: – Tua mulher faz sexo com voc\u00ea por amor ou por interesse? – Acho que por amor! – E como voc\u00ea sabe? – Porque ela n\u00e3o mostra nenhum interesse. 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