{"id":17697,"date":"2019-07-25T21:40:34","date_gmt":"2019-07-26T00:40:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/?p=17697"},"modified":"2019-07-25T21:47:48","modified_gmt":"2019-07-26T00:47:48","slug":"piada-muito-machista-mas-as-mulheres-tambem-irao-gostar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/piada-muito-machista-mas-as-mulheres-tambem-irao-gostar\/","title":{"rendered":"Piada MUITO Machista. Mas as Mulheres Tamb\u00e9m Ir\u00e3o Gostar!"},"content":{"rendered":"
Um homem tinha tr\u00eas namoradas,\u00a0<\/span><\/div>\n
\"👨\"\u00a0\"🙎\"\u00a0\"👸\"\u00a0\"👩\"
\ne n\u00e3o sabia com qual delas deveria se <\/span>casar.\u00a0\"👰\"<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n
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Resolveu, ent\u00e3o, fazer um teste para ver qual estava mais apta a ser sua\u00a0<\/span>mulher.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

Tirou R$ 15 mil\u00a0\"💰\"do banco\u00a0\"🏦\", deu R$ 5 mil para cada uma e disse:<\/span><\/div>\n
– “Gastem com o que quiserem”.<\/span><\/em><\/div>\n
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\"🙎\" A primeira foi ao shopping, comprou\u00a0<\/span>roupas\u00a0\"👚\"\"👙\"\"👗\"\"🎽\"\"👖\",\u00a0<\/span>j\u00f3ias\u00a0\"💍\"\"💎\", <\/span>foi ao\u00a0<\/span>cabeleireiro, sal\u00e3o de beleza\u00a0\"💆\"\"💇\"\"💅\"\"💄\"etc…<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

Voltou para o homem e disse:
\n<\/span>– “Gastei todo o seu dinheiro assim para ficar mais bonita para voc\u00ea, para <\/span>lhe agradar.Tudo isso porque amo voc\u00ea”.<\/span><\/em><\/div>\n
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\"👸\"A segunda foi ao mesmo shopping, comprou roupas para ele\u00a0\"👕\"\"👔\", um CD\u00a0<\/span>player\u00a0\"📟\", uma televis\u00e3o tela plana\u00a0\"📺\", dois pares de t\u00eanis\u00a0\"👟\"\"👞\"\u00a0para jogar basquete\u00a0\"🏀\",\u00a0<\/span>tacos de golfe e filmes.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

Voltou para o homem e disse:
\n<\/span>– “Gastei todo o seu dinheiro assim para lhe fazer mais feliz, lhe <\/span><\/em>agradar. Tudo isso porque amo voc\u00ea”.<\/span><\/em><\/div>\n
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\"🙎\"A terceira pegou o dinheiro e aplicou em a\u00e7\u00f5es.\u00a0<\/span>Em tr\u00eas dias duplicou o investido, devolveu os R$ 5 mil para o homem e<\/span><\/div>\n
disse:
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Ent\u00e3o o homem pensou,<\/span><\/div>\n
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E escolheu aquela que tinha a bunda maior!<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

“Homem \u00e9 Homem”… Kkkkkkkkkkkkkk\"😂\"\"😂\"<\/span><\/div>\n
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