{"id":1772,"date":"2022-12-07T07:32:56","date_gmt":"2022-12-07T10:32:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/?p=1772"},"modified":"2022-12-08T16:45:42","modified_gmt":"2022-12-08T19:45:42","slug":"jaco-e-o-premio-da-sena","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/jaco-e-o-premio-da-sena\/","title":{"rendered":"Jac\u00f3 e o Pr\u00eamio da Sena"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"western\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\"><span lang=\"pt-BR\">Jac\u00f3 tinha acabado de ganhar o pr\u00eamio acumulado da Sena, o maior pr\u00eamio da loteria, cujo valor lhe permitiria viver sem nunca mais precisar se preocupar com o sustento da fam\u00edlia.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\"><span lang=\"pt-BR\">Imediatamente ele saiu de casa e foi correndo contar para seu melhor amigo, Bernardo, que perguntou de onde ele tinha tirado os n\u00fameros.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\"><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">E Jac\u00f3 respondeu:\u00a0<\/span><br \/>\n<em><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\"><span lang=\"pt-BR\">&#8211; \u201cEu escolhi as idades da minha mulher, das nossas tr\u00eas filhas e a minha.\u201d<\/span><\/span><\/em><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\"><span lang=\"pt-BR\">Sem pestanejar, o amigo rebateu:<br \/>\n<\/span><\/span><em><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\"><span lang=\"pt-BR\">&#8211; \u201cEspere l\u00e1, mas a\u00ed voc\u00ea s\u00f3 tinha 5 n\u00fameros, faltava um.\u201d<\/span><\/span><\/em><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\"><span lang=\"pt-BR\">E Jac\u00f3 explicou:<\/span><\/span><br \/>\n<em><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\"><span lang=\"pt-BR\">&#8211; \u201cPois olha, aconteceu um milagre: na noite antes de ir jogar eu tive um sonho em que 6 n\u00fameros 7 apareciam dan\u00e7ando de bra\u00e7os dados. Ai multipliquei 6 X 7, que \u00e9 igual a 49, e inclu\u00ed esse n\u00famero.\u201d<\/span><\/span><\/em><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\"><span lang=\"pt-BR\">Antes mesmo que Jac\u00f3 acabasse de falar, Bernardo interrompeu:<\/span><\/span><br \/>\n<em><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\"><span lang=\"pt-BR\">&#8211; \u201cOpa, 6 X 7 \u00e9 igual a 42, n\u00e3o 49.\u201d<\/span><\/span><\/em><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\"><span lang=\"pt-BR\">E Jac\u00f3 liquidou:<\/span><\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: large;\"><span lang=\"pt-BR\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><em><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">&#8211; \u201cPuxa, \u00e9 mesmo&#8230; Olha, pensando bem, \u00e9 uma pena que eu n\u00e3o seja um g\u00eanio da matem\u00e1t<\/span><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">ica como voc\u00ea.&#8221;<\/span><\/em><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: large;\"><span lang=\"pt-BR\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><span style=\"font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt; color: #808080;\"><em><strong>Gosta da Cultura e do Humor Judaico?<\/strong><\/em><\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt; color: #808080;\"><em><strong>Se voc\u00ea gostou da publica\u00e7\u00e3o, compartilhe o link clicando nos \u00edcones abaixo. 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Com isso voc\u00ea respeitar\u00e1 e valorizar\u00e1 meu trabalho de pesquisa, tradu\u00e7\u00e3o e adapta\u00e7\u00e3o desse material.<\/strong><\/em><\/span><br \/>\n<img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"1773\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/jaco-e-o-premio-da-sena\/genio\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/G%C3%AAnio.jpg?fit=485%2C340&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"485,340\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"G\u00eanio\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/G%C3%AAnio.jpg?fit=300%2C210&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/G%C3%AAnio.jpg?fit=485%2C340&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-1773 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/G%C3%AAnio.jpg?resize=300%2C210&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"210\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/G%C3%AAnio.jpg?resize=300%2C210&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/G%C3%AAnio.jpg?w=485&amp;ssl=1 485w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jac\u00f3 tinha acabado de ganhar o pr\u00eamio acumulado da Sena, o maior pr\u00eamio da loteria, cujo valor lhe permitiria viver sem nunca mais precisar se preocupar com o sustento da fam\u00edlia. Imediatamente ele saiu de casa e foi correndo contar para seu melhor amigo, Bernardo, que perguntou de onde ele tinha tirado os n\u00fameros. 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