{"id":1834,"date":"2021-03-22T19:59:42","date_gmt":"2021-03-22T22:59:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/?p=1834"},"modified":"2021-03-22T19:59:15","modified_gmt":"2021-03-22T22:59:15","slug":"frases-dos-melhores-humoristas-judeus-16","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/frases-dos-melhores-humoristas-judeus-16\/","title":{"rendered":"Frases dos Melhores Humoristas Judeus (16)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-size: 18pt; color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\">*\u00a0<strong>Groucho Marx<\/strong>\u00a0<em>(Julius Henry Marx \u2013 New York, 2\/10\/<i>1890<\/i> \u2013 Los Angeles, 19\/8\/1977)<\/em><\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: 18pt; color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\">\u201cEu nunca esque\u00e7o um rosto, mas no seu caso ficarei feliz em fazer uma exce\u00e7\u00e3o\u201d.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 18pt; color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\">* <strong>Larry David<\/strong> <em>(Lawrence Gene David &#8211; Nova York, 2\/7\/1947)<\/em><\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: 18pt; color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\">&#8211; &#8220;Um encontro \u00e9 uma experi\u00eancia com outra pessoa que faz voc\u00ea gostar de ficar sozinho.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p lang=\"en\"><span style=\"font-size: 18pt; color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\">*\u00a0<strong>Henny Youngman<\/strong>\u00a0(<i>Henny Henry Youngmann \u2013 Liverpool, 16\/3\/1906 \u2013 Flushing, 24\/2\/1998<\/i>)<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: 18pt; color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\">&#8211; &#8220;Porque os homens judeus morrem antes do que as esposas? 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